HUZZAH! The second installment of Shift reviews everything. Today, we will be talking about the newest episode; Rainbow Dash can't stay awake in history to Wonderbolt 2; Electric Scootaloo. Wow, what a long title! The first one was 'Rainbow Dash can't even Wonderbolt'.

Anyway, this episode starts off with Twilight reading. Wow. How original. She's learning spells that she can obviously cast, and she's reading them out loud so all of those other pathetic unicorns can bask in the glory that is TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

The book clearly has horrible binding, and Rainbow Dash decides to be thoughtful and flies really fast to show Twilight just how loose those covers really are. I mean, if you had a book with THOSE loose pages, would you want to know? EXACTLY. Twilight is pissed though, and decides to scold Rainbow Dash, who then mentions she has a test. Twilight, wanting Rainbow to pass, gives Rainbow Dash a history lecture about history and OH MY GOD I WAS TOLD THERE WAS NO SCHOOL TODAY ;.;. Anyway, Rainbow Dash gives us Dashabetus. AND OH MY GOD SHE IS SO CUTE OH MY GAWD CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK HELP GUYS THINK OF ALL OF THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD

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ON SECOND THOUGHT DON'T AND JUST HELP ME

Also, I am now a Twidash shipper. Happy now?

Oh and Spike and Owlowlicious are assholes. And Spike can play the drum. Soooo... that's a thing? Also, Dash is best highlighter! Heheh. Get it? HIGH lighter? Her colors are really light and she flies up high! Heheheh...

...I don't get it either.

Twilight gives Dash the dreaded pop quiz, which Dash fails on. Also, did Rainbow Dash say 'Celestia's Serial Celebration'? I know it's 'Celestia's Ceral Celebration' but for a second there I thought Celestia had a celebration to honor serial killers. Now, Dash starts to panic.

Twilight tries amazing flashcards to help Dash learn, but gets spitballs in return. That failed.

Then, the other Mane 6 come up with different ideas on how to make Rainbow Dash learn. Gee, I wish I had this many real life friends that were willing to help me out when I needed to be studying... they normally just tell me to 'shut up and read this shipfic'.

Fluttershy tries to play. That fails. And Opal looks stupid. Angel looks awesome. Also, Tank breaks everything.

Pinkie Pie decides to go back to the future... er... 90s and give us a tale on how her life got flip turned upside down. That fails. And boy, if that's how Pinkie learned in school, how long does it take for her to compose an original song, come up with EDUCATIONAL lyrics, and memorize all of the lyrics? God.

Rarity decides to be prissy. That fails. Also, her costume is horrible. And I think she's a creeper. Why am I playing her in EQE again? Twilight also rocks those shades, bro!

Applejack has the best cure though; she doesn't know how to make Rainbow learn shit. Thanks for being honest, AJ. Always the helpful pony.

So, then Rainbow Dash decides that all of their ideas SUCK and flies away. Heartbreaking. I still have Dashabetus from that stool tho.

Then we decide to do it the Rainbow Dash way; THE FACT THAT SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING WHILE FLYING. DID YOU POST TO INSTAGRAM WHILE SHE WAS FLYING? SHE KNOWS. DID YOU READ A CLOPFIC WHILE SHE WAS FLYING? SHE KNOWS. So, using Rainbow Stalker's skill, she knows everything and aces the quiz. Whoopdee doooo. Also, I think Berry was drunk while holding up that sign; she should of asked for booze while Stalking Dash was flying over.

Rainbow Dash passes her test and gets on the Wonderbolt reserves. Wait... Wonderbolt RESERVES? MORE LIKE THE 'Wonderbolt I SHOULD HAVE YOUR JOBs'. All the Wonderbolts do is trash talk and do a bunch of stunts that we never get to see. Rainbow Dash can create explosions out of the sky. And she saved Equestria at least 5 times. And the Wonderbolts are complete arses anyway; they never learn any lesson whatsoever and they abandoned a team member. JUST SO THEY COULD LOOK BETTER AND FASTER AND THE PONYVILLE TEAM WOULD BE OUT.

So, all in all, I give this episode, 4 stars!