I've decided to take an alternative route and review shitty movies instead of good ones. That being said.... The Room. Now we're REALLY scraping the bottom of the toilet bowl of the entire film industry! Here's my review of the "Citizen Kane of bad movies"

First thing, the acting. For this part, I'm going to focus mainly on Tommy Wiseau. My opinion on his performance...... it's like watching Christopher Walken impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a SPASTIC! Seriously, it's the absolute WORST performance I've ever seen! You don't believe me? Well here, TAKE A LOOK!

http://youtu.be/if5eP3crl_4

You believe me now?! Good. All the other actors, well..... they're not as bad as Wiseau but they're still pretty awful.

Then, there's the story. Johnny, played by Tommy Wiseau, lives a perfect life. He has a nice apartment, a good job, a beautiful fiancée and lots of good friends. But, his fiancée starts cheating on Johnny with his best friend, Mark. In the end, Johnny finds out, goes completely mad and kills himself. This story couldn't get any weaker.

The main problem with this movie is that it's a mindfuck of pointless characters, gaping plotholes, irrelevant plotlines and embarassing sex scenes! There are SO MANY scenes which provide NOTHING to the story. Here's an example. These two random people sneak into the main character's apartment and have sex there. When the scene ends, they're never seen again throughout the ENTIRE MOVIE. Here's another example. Johnny and his friends put on their finest tuxedos and go out to play football. After that, they go on with their normal day (triple facehoof). Believe, there's A LOT more pointless scenes than that! Then, there's the sex scenes. There are FAR TOO MANY of them, they all look awkward and they last FOREVER.

The soundtrack is garbage, 'nuff said.

Oh btw, here's another clip of Wiseau's "acting" (if you could even call it acting)

http://youtu.be/LzDqIvkexbM

F*CK THIS SH*T! F*CK THIS GARBAGE-ASS SH*T! You'd get more entertainment by smashing your head off a brick wall! It makes Troll 2 look Oscar-worthy! This movie gets a 1/10!

Although, I would say go watch this movie. It truly must be seen to be believed. But if you're staying far away from this movie, then I don't blame you.