It was a dark and stormy night.

Mwahahahahahaaa!!

Actually, it wasn't. That's just the thing.

I had no reason to believe that there would be any kind of bug in the bathroom. I hadn't seen a bug earlier, bug season hadn't quite started....

But when I opened the door to the bathroom, I was nervous. Somehow, I knew that there was a roach in there. So before I walked in I scoped the bathroom and saw nothing.

Let me make this clear: I am not a paranoid person. I don't look around the bathroom before I walk in. But I did...

So after I looked around quite completely, I dismissed my "Creepy Crawlies" and began to walk in. Just as I stepped foot inside I glanced up to the fan on the ceiling and there crawling on the roof was a cockroach right next to the fan!!!

Mwahahahahaha!!

So, yeah. There's my delightful little story. Believe it or not.