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Wrigley Field closed for the 2015 season


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The bleachers aren't Wrigley Field's only problem.

 

The Chicago Cubs are to planning announce that they won't be playing in Wrigley Field for the 2015 season, citing safety concerns with the underground plumbing. According to anonymous sources, the Illinois division of the Housing and Urban Development inspected the structure of the 101-year-old ballpark last week to review safety regulations.

 

While the bleachers past inspection, they reviewed both the lower and top decks of Wrigley Field.

 

Seventy percent of all the bathrooms were flooded with raw sewage.

 

Upon inspection in the clubhouses, including the Cubs' that is slated to undergo renovation next season for expansion, evidence of raw sewage was evident throughout, including the main hall. The bathrooms had severely broken pipes, and the toilets were severely rusted.

 

People in Chicago aren't very surprised.

 

"The sharp, cold weather has resulted in many water main breaks in this city," said Mario, a local plumber from the South Side. "Wrigley's a century-old dump."

 

A news conference is scheduled for 8:10 PM with the likely announcement that they'll relocate to US Cellular Field, home of the crosstown rival White Sox, for 2015.

 

 

That's gotta stink.

 

Yeah…April Fools'!

 

Can't wait for Opening Night at Wrigley this Sunday! :D

 

 

 

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