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1) I celebrate the fall of A.B.B

2) we reestablish society

3) life somewhat goes back to normal

4) we develop special teleporters to take us to Equestria

5) humans abandon earth to live in Equestria

 

that's probably what would happen

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"Wow... its finally over,,,"

"Yeah..."

"So what do we do now?"

"What do you mean? Now we can sit down and watch the show."

"Oh yeah, we're only half way though the pilot episode..."

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-No longer be afraid to wear my shirts out in public

-Become friends with every person I see

-Have a much easier time being more open

-Brony master race

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Unlikely, but...

 

If mankind suddenly finds a way to come together under a single banner? Nothing will be able to stop us as a species anymore. Borders will be gone, research will be fully invested in benevolent technology and medicine. Poverty, famine and crime will all drop to a new record low, and we'll be building colonies on mars. After adapting to our new life as a spaceborn species, we'll escape our solar system and spread the dogma of friendship to alien species.

 

They will join the herd in harmony... or die.

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1) I celebrate the fall of A.B.B

2) we reestablish society

3) life somewhat goes back to normal

4) we develop special teleporters to take us to Equestria

5) humans abandon earth to live in Equestria

 

that's probably what would happen

Number 4 and 5 are giving me a cultish vibe. 

 

Personally, I will celebrate the death of /b/ first and foremost.

 

1) Earth will then be known as Equestria.

2) Brony master race.

3) Universal colonization in the name of the new ruler, the Celestial King.

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Unlikely, but...

 

If mankind suddenly finds a way to come together under a single banner? Nothing will be able to stop us as a species anymore. Borders will be gone, research will be fully invested in benevolent technology and medicine. Poverty, famine and crime will all drop to a new record low, and we'll be building colonies on mars. After adapting to our new life as a spaceborn species, we'll escape our solar system and spread the dogma of friendship to alien species.

 

They will join the herd in harmony... or die.

I never thought of it that way... quick lets make this reality happen *pulls out a detonator* 

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Gather the Pinkie fans and take over Egypt where we will refurbish the pyramids into the the holy shrines of Pinkie.

Silence!!! Idc if its hot as hell there; Pinkie will have her refurbished monuments in her honor!  :angry:

 

Then use chaos magick to summon Pinkie to our world and then....game over. win.  :nom:

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The human race goes extinct because bronies ar all virigin who can't reproduce

;)

 

Feh, We'll develop Mirror Pool Technology (patient pending :P). Reproduction is for plebs. XD

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Pagan sex orgies in the woods. We just live like a hippie commune of open loving people with no cares besides ponies and aspiring to be like them. Lots of eating, sleeping and mating, with some music thrown in.

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We all die when the canned food runs out, because nobody knows how to be a farmer. 

There has to be a brony who knows how to grow food. I for one can grow tomatoes, I mean it is not that hard.  

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 that won't be that hard, they'll be alot less humans to feed. :P

So who decides who will be forced to be farmers, while everyone else just parties all day? Oddly enough, the 1951 book "The Day of the Triffids" by John Wyndham, addresses the problem of what will happen to the survivors once the food runs out. The main character, Bill, realizes he has to learn how to farm, and he only has a few years grace period before he can no longer risk going into decaying cities for supplies. His narration also points out that some will need to farm to support people like doctors and researchers. They would be needed to keep fighting the Triffids.

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For everyone talking about farms and food:

 

I will not need to eat,i will not need to farm. Why? Because over a 7 billion ppl just vanished only leaving the ones the love colored ponies...you can't tell me i wont be able to live off of photosynthesis or the universe by that point..because i will anyways..because reasons...and because i doubt i will survive at the pyramids without screwing the rules. :nom:

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I would become an Anti Brony to save humanity.

 

I won't to be apart of a hegemony Brony party. 

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I would become an Anti Brony to save humanity.

 

I won't to be apart of a hegemony Brony party. 

Traitor scum! Summon the Loyalty tribunal - tonight we let him taste the rainbow!

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The world would slowly fall into chaos...

We would all agree that it's the work of discord...  :umad:

Humanity would band together to try to find the elements of harmony to turn him back to stone... 

so pretty much the middle ages and Christianity. :P

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