Theory The Heresy Game

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Rules: 

1. Post any headcanon or theory of MLP:FiM that is considered "contradictiory" here. You can even make up your own ridiculous, random ideas that you think is "against" the premise or setting of the show.

2. One headcanon at a time.

3. Users must post any number their erroneous headcanons and theories before anyone else posts "HERESY!!!1"*, in which the game starts over again.

 

4. Any number of edits is allowed in your posts, in case of mistakes or changed minds.

Here's mine, as an example:

"Celestia's alter-ego is a black-and-red alicorn with terrible powers."

Enjoy!

(Inspired by the "Alphabet Game" and a certain portion of the "Banned Game" where users are "banned" for Heresy against the Imperium of Man)

* When you post "HERESY!!!1", you are allowed to use pictures and gifs. if you want to.

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

Discord is actually the Spirit of Harmony, sent to maintain the balance of order and chaos so that Celestia's attempt to become an all-powerful tyrant queen by enforcing order can never succeed. 1

Edited August 30, 2014 by Frith is Magick

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Equestria was created by a bored writer.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The only reason everypony is so crazy about friendship is because they need it to power their orbital friendship cannon, which they plan to use to take over the world.

Edited December 30, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

The world of Equestria Girls was a creation of Discord, made out of some form of "parasitical anti-matter" that has to be restricted (hence the 30 moons delay, preventing the EG universe's substances from destroying Equestria's) by a magical portal system, as one big experiment on what Equestria would be like if it were populated by humans instead of ponies.