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  1. 1. did you watch caillou

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    • no
      12
  2. 2. did you like it?

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oh gawd. my niece when she was younger used to watch that show ALL THE TIME. It was literally the most annoying cartoon out there. I survived 4 years with that damn show in my head. Like, I get that it "teaches" you proper manners, but if "whining till you get what you want" is proper manners then that show is just.... >_______<

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Caillou is literally the worst cartoon I've ever watched. Never liked it. Worst thing that ever came from Canada, yes, even worse than JB.

>pls bitch

>you're forgetting Nickleback and smallpox blankets

>god bless, Canada

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I just know that the fanfic archive for this is all rated M and is either shameless pedophilia or weird parodies

 

Top ones were

Calliou fucking his baby sitter and cat(I don't even know)

Calliou being repeatedly raped and abused to the point where he goes insane, kills his family, turns into a Golden Oozaru, fights Goku, kills him, and becomes the God of the universe, killing everyone for lolz

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I usually got stuck watching this show because my sister loved watching it.

 

Cailou is probably the most grating character I've ever seen in a cartoon

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I just know that the fanfic archive for this is all rated M and is either shameless pedophilia or weird parodies

 

Top ones were

Calliou fucking his baby sitter and cat(I don't even know)

Calliou being repeatedly raped and abused to the point where he goes insane, kills his family, turns into a Golden Oozaru, fights Goku, kills him, and becomes the God of the universe, killing everyone for lolz

 

Even the fanfiction fro Caillous sounds boring, uninspired and plain stupid. Full of cancer, just like Caillou himself.

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Oh yeah, now I remember that character more freely. Not only did he throw temper tantrums, he threw them in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE! He cries even more than modern Spongebob. He's like that one little kid you see at the store crying over not getting a toy.
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Even the fanfiction fro Caillous sounds boring, uninspired and plain stupid. Full of cancer, just like Caillou himself.

They're fairly funny, imo

 

My parents banned me from watching shows that "promoted homsexual agenda"...

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Did they get you this book?

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Everybody is crying moar. Excellent.

Now Stephen Harper can feed on your tears and become a mecha-clad eternal dictator fish man.

Thanks, Obama Caillou!

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never liked those kind of shows.

Even as a kid, i had a fundamental understanding of whats "bad" and whats "complete utter trash"

 

there are some funny parodies on youtube(in my language) though, i remember sitting in class with a few mates and watching it for hours straight while the teacher was gone.

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I may have liked this show, but just ended up hating it later in my childhood, like The Tellitubbies, Thomas the Tank Engine, and Barney. Was he supposed to be a cancer patient or something, because he had no hair, and he looked like was about 5 or 7.

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having to watch many shows for the toddler demographic, this show was actually one of the more bearable ones....sadly. But then I found Toot and Puddle, Jakers, and Shaun the Sheep....best toddler shows ever!

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Can we take a look at how horrible this load of crap is?

 

I mean, I can stand Teletubbies, it was creepy but cute and charming. Shaun the Sheep, that had very good stop-motion animation. Thomas the Tank Engine was entertaining for a while and Barney was... Well, he was a dinosaur, every dinosaur is awesome. Barney isn't so much, but you get the point.

 

I once read a fanfic about Caillou where he went to hell and Satan sobbed uncontrollably

Yeah. I think Satan would cry too if he had that obnoxious hyper-lovecraftian horror in Hell with him. And the poor guy's stuck down there too.

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