added 1 sentence to make a new cult

[wowowowo 132]

ok so the premise is too add one sentence into the practices/religion of the cult. let's see where this goes. ok so I guess I'll start.

the world was created in 1987 all years before that are false.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Tin foil is actually the armor of the gods.

[Yamato 1,347]

All followers must drink the Kool-aid from the bowl in the center of the room.

Edited October 6, 2014 by Chrysler

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

and must lick the feet of Mayor Jonestown.

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Thau shalt always bring thy towel.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

And wear the scent of wet dog.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

they shale practice necromancery and worship the dead

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

And worship the mystical foot of mystery.

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Thy man that worships thy Gods will be bathed in waffles after death.