Ask Derpy

[Melody Word 237]

Me: Come and ask her anything you want.

 

Derpy: Hi guys!

 

Me: also, Derpy is the only one who answers the questions, I'm just here to introduce her.

[__Duck-Quack__ 151]

Do you still work as the mail carrier? I heard you got demoted..

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

I have a couple of questions, first off, does your strange eye make you see worse, or is it just a strange eye. Secondly, if you had to either eat an English muffin or die, which one would you chose? Lastly, what would you do if Discord ate every muffin in the universe, and the human world, and the fish universe, because those are the only universes I know of that have muffins. Don't ask me how I can go to other universes.

-Atomic Blast

[Melody Word 237]

I have a couple of questions, first off, does your strange eye make you see worse, or is it just a strange eye. Secondly, if you had to either eat an English muffin or die, which one would you chose? Lastly, what would you do if Discord ate every muffin in the universe, and the human world, and the fish universe, because those are the only universes I know of that have muffins. Don't ask me how I can go to other universes.

-Atomic Blast

Do you still work as the mail carrier? I heard you got demoted..

Oh no silly! I'm the best mailmare in Equestria! If your talking about my delivery job... Well, after I dropped that piano on somepony, I got fired.

 

 

 

I have a couple of questions, first off, does your strange eye make you see worse, or is it just a strange eye. Secondly, if you had to either eat an English muffin or die, which one would you chose? Lastly, what would you do if Discord ate every muffin in the universe, and the human world, and the fish universe, because those are the only universes I know of that have muffins. Don't ask me how I can go to other universes.

-Atomic Blast

1.My eyes help me be a good mailmare actually. I can keep one eye on the mail, and the other on where I'm going.

2.Eat the muffin. *shudder*

3. Make my own muffins.

Edited October 12, 2014 by Melody Word

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

1.My eyes help me be a good mailmare actually. I can keep one eye on the mail, and the other on where I'm going.

2.Eat the muffin. *shudder*

3. Make my own muffins.

He also took all the ingredients to make muffins from those universes.

 

Another couple of questions, first, if you got an invitation to the GGG, how would you like your dress to be made? Secondly, why are you so bucking adorable? Third, if the doctor were to confess his love to you, what would your reaction be? And finally, how long have you had that weird eye? Have you had it since you were born or did you get it sometime else? Can you please clear up that confusion?

Best of wishes,

Atomic Blast

 

Actually, let me rephrase that second question from my first thing.

If you're life depended on it, would you rather A. confess your love to the doctor or B. eat an english muffin.

I think I already know which answer you're going to pick (I think its going to be A predictable answer *badum tis*)

Edited October 12, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Melody Word 237]

1. My gala dress would look like the picture.

2. Aww, thanks! I was just born cuddly.

3. Ummmm I ummmm.... *starts blushing* *Melody Word jumps up* Melody: I ship it! *Melody leaves* Derpy: I would be a bit shocked, but I would be happy.

4. I was born this way.

5. A

Edited October 13, 2014 by Melody Word

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

I also have an ask a pony thing called Ask Button Mash where you ask one of the only 4 gamers in ponyville (me included) some questions, and you can add characters from any other MLP universe. Anyways, now for the real question, do you know Minty, she has gotten a bad reputation in Ponyville, considering she was in many bad movies, and was an asshole, and she was in G3?

[Melody Word 237]

Minty? I give her mail sometimes, but I don't know her that well. She seems nice to me.

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

Minty? I give her mail sometimes, but I don't know her that well. She seems nice to me.images-16.jpeg

That's just for you (BTW nice oc, and I can't believe I'm saying that to an OC of a G3 character)

Anyways, did you here that Sweetie Belle likes Button?

[Onion Sing 666]

Hiya Ms D.

 

With winter approaching, some of the local loco fire ants have begun sending scouts into my kitchen. Do you know of any safe home remedies that'll send em packing?

 

By the by, one of the doors to the kitchen leads outside, to the backyard. I think that's how they are getting in. Already tried replacing the insulation thingies. Doesn't seem to help, tho...

[Melody Word 237]

That's just for you (BTW nice oc, and I can't believe I'm saying that to an OC of a G3 character)

Anyways, did you here that Sweetie Belle likes Button?

 

D'waa! That's so sweet!

 

Hiya Ms D.

With winter approaching, some of the local loco fire ants have begun sending scouts into my kitchen. Do you know of any safe home remedies that'll send em packing?

By the by, one of the doors to the kitchen leads outside, to the backyard. I think that's how they are getting in. Already tried replacing the insulation thingies. Doesn't seem to help, tho...

 

 

I have no idea. Sorry.

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

I have more questions. One, have you met Cheese, two, what if I were to tell you that, in another universe, there was a children's TV show in which you and all of your friends were in it, and teenage and adult males watched it, third, what's your opinion on the new alicorn Twilight, fourth, would you like to know a secret of mine, fifth, do you know the word, and finally, what would you do if you found a muffin, and you wanted to eat it, but it was made out of the organs of Rainbow Dash?

 

(Jesus Christ that was a long sentence)

[Onion Sing 666]

I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around the whole Forever Stamps thing. How do they work?

[Melody Word 237]

I have more questions. One, have you met Cheese, two, what if I were to tell you that, in another universe, there was a children's TV show in which you and all of your friends were in it, and teenage and adult males watched it, third, what's your opinion on the new alicorn Twilight, fourth, would you like to know a secret of mine, fifth, do you know the word, and finally, what would you do if you found a muffin, and you wanted to eat it, but it was made out of the organs of Rainbow Dash?

 

(Jesus Christ that was a long sentence)

 

Melody: Derpy! You have questions.

Derpy: 0.0 that's a lot of questions. Ok, let's see here

1. Yes, I went to that party he and pinky threw.

2.,0.0 I... I'm on t.v? Wow! And if older stallions like it, then that's great. They like what they like

3. She and I aren't that close, but she's nice. She's just a bit busy being a princess now.

4. Ok!

5. Muffins?

6. Cry. Why would anypony be so mean?

*Doctor Whooves walks in.*

Doctor: Derpy? Are you ok?

*looks at you*

Doctor: What did you do? Don't make her sad!

Derpy: It's ok Doctor, I was just answering a question.

Doctor: oh. Then, sorry about that.

I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around the whole Forever Stamps thing. How do they work?

...... What?

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

6. Cry. Why would anypony be so mean?

*Doctor Whooves walks in.*

Doctor: Derpy? Are you ok?

*looks at you*

Doctor: What did you do? Don't make her sad!

Derpy: It's ok Doctor, I was just answering a question.

Doctor: oh. Then, sorry about that.

Oh, crap, uh, sorry! Um, Derpy, uh, look! Muffins! Blueberry Muffins!

 

Anyways, (when Derpy cheers up) I want to tell you my secret now, I have a crush on Rainbow Dash! Anyways, that's all.

 

Oh, and that was Pinkie Pie who killed RD.

Edited October 18, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Onion Sing 666]

Oh, I guess they introduced them sometime after Twilight was studying Pinkie. My bad. XD

 

Do you have any muffin recipes you'd like to share, or are they a secret?

[Melody Word 237]

Oh, crap, uh, sorry! Um, Derpy, uh, look! Muffins! Blueberry Muffins!

 

Anyways, (when Derpy cheers up) I want to tell you my secret now, I have a crush on Rainbow Dash! Anyways, that's all.

 

Oh, and that was Pinkie Pie who killed RD.

1. That's good. Having a special somepony must be nice.

2. That never happened.... Rainbow is one of my best friends, and Pinkie is really nice, so I doubt that would happen. *Doctor Whooves walks in.* Doctor: Well, melody did explain a bit of this in her post in Ask Pinkiaminea, so look at that if you want. Melody: in Ask Rainbow, Ask Derpy, and Ask Sweetie Bell, there are no evil ponies, but in Ask Pinkiaminea, there is cupcakes, paranoid Twilight, and Rainbow factory Dash. If you want to talk cupcakes, as Pinkiaminea, don't freak out Derpy. She has no idea what you are talking about.

 

Oh, I guess they introduced them sometime after Twilight was studying Pinkie. My bad. XD

Do you have any muffin recipes you'd like to share, or are they a secret?

 

I just use recipes from online.

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

That never happened.... Rainbow is one of my best friends, and Pinkie is really nice, so I doubt that would happen. *Doctor Whooves walks in.* Doctor: Well, melody did explain a bit of this in her post in Ask Pinkiaminea, so look at that if you want. Melody: in Ask Rainbow, Ask Derpy, and Ask Sweetie Bell, there are no evil ponies, but in Ask Pinkiaminea, there is cupcakes, paranoid Twilight, and Rainbow factory Dash. If you want to talk cupcakes, as Pinkiaminea, don't freak out Derpy. She has no idea what you are talking about.

That is kind of a good idea, Oh, Doctor, while you're there *looks both ways* *whispers in your ear* Derpy has a crush on you.

 

Anyways, back to Derpy, so, how should I confront Rainbow Dash, oh, and have you ever had a special somepony? You seem like you would.

 

Oh, another question for the Doctor, is there a randomizer button on the TARDIS that just goes to a random point in time and a random universe?

[Melody Word 237]

That is kind of a good idea, Oh, Doctor, while you're there *looks both ways* *whispers in your ear* Derpy has a crush on you.

 

Anyways, back to Derpy, so, how should I confront Rainbow Dash, oh, and have you ever had a special somepony? You seem like you would.

 

Oh, another question for the Doctor, is there a randomizer button on the TARDIS that just goes to a random point in time and a random universe?

 

1. Doctor: What?! Oh... we'll I.....

2. Derpy: just go tell her! What's the worst that could happen?

3. Derpy: no..... you bronies like me, but nopony in my world would love a cross eyed pony... :'(

Doctor: that's not true Derpy! Why would anypony not like somepony because of their eyes?! Derpy: Everypony in all of Cloudsdale... except Rainbow and Fluttershy. They are nice. Doctor: oh....moving on then.

4. Doctor: Yes, but after it took us to a planet full of dalek, I don't use it anymore. (Scaro is what the planet is called, but I probably misspelled that.)

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

3. Derpy: no..... you bronies like me, but nopony in my world would love a cross eyed pony... :'(

Doctor: that's not true Derpy! Why would anypony not like somepony because of their eyes?! Derpy: Everypony in all of Cloudsdale... except Rainbow and Fluttershy. They are nice. Doctor: oh....moving on then.

4. Doctor: Yes, but after it took us to a planet full of dalek, I don't use it anymore. (Scaro is what the planet is called, but I probably misspelled that. )images-16.jpeg

Don't feel bad Derpy, there're probably many stallions who want a mare like you.

 

Oh, and Doctor, have you ever been to the human world with Derpy? If so how was it?

[Melody Word 237]

Don't feel bad Derpy, there're probably many stallions who want a mare like you.

 

Oh, and Doctor, have you ever been to the human world with Derpy? If so how was it?

Doctor: Well, neither of us when, but both of us have a human copy of us there. Everypony does. We can't use the portal, and the TARDIS can't go to other universe's without ripping a hole and space and time, so we've never been.

Melody: but Derpy was in the background of both movies, so I'm not sure where the other Doctor was then, but here is a picture of them.

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

Oh, btw, DON'T TELL RAINBOW DASH THAT SECRET I TOLD YOU!!!

[Melody Word 237]

Oh, btw, DON'T TELL RAINBOW DASH THAT SECRET I TOLD YOU!!!

Derpy: ok!

Melody:...... uh..... you might want to look at a post you made in Ask Rainbow.... I think she knows.

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

Derpy: ok!

Melody:...... uh..... you might want to look at a post you made in Ask Rainbow.... I think she knows.

Wait, is that why she was blushing?

Edited October 18, 2014 by jnormaldude

[Melody Word 237]

Melody: yeah, good luck with that.