The Things Game

[Astral Blitzen 469]

The rules are simple ... One person says the thing to the right, left, front, back of you is/are ___. Like the thing to your right is now your new name etc.

 

The next person tells what the thing is and so on and so forth.

 

-----

 

The thing to the right of you has now come alive and is about to eat you. What will you do?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

My fan is trying to eat me? Well, first I scream, then I attempt to run away, then I trip, then I get eaten.

 

The thing behind you turned into a portal to Equestria.

[Astral Blitzen 469]

The cushion of my couch... Pretty scary.

 

The thing  to the left of you is now your child and the thing to the right of you is the mother/father.

Edited October 25, 2014 by Astral Blitzen

[Omega Centauri 316]

My keyboard is my child, my xbox is the mother... Uh...

 

The thing to your right is now red hot, and getting within a foot of it will cause severe burns, any closer will do much worse.

[Concerto Dusk 240]

My smokes. Well makes sense at least.

 

The thing in front of you just proposed.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

Xbox 360 your about to become obsolete so no

 

the thing to the right of you is trying to kill you

[CuriousPony 156]

No, coffee mug! Noooooooo!!! 

 

 

The thing to the left of you wants to boop your nose. 

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

my Kinect Mic?....

 

the thing in front of you is in love with you and the thing to your left is jealous because of it

[Concerto Dusk 240]

So, a mailbox is in love with me, and a street sign is jealous? Wow.

 

The thing to your right is trying to eat your foot.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

no curtains NOOOOOOO

 

the thing in front of you is actually a Spy 

[Erethiel 41]

My bed? I never thought...

 

The thing behind you wants kids

[DigitalRocket 185]

my chair, why just why?

 

the thing in front of you wants a cookie

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

TV I would get you a cookie if we had any

 

the thing to your right wants to marry you and the thing to your left wants to partake in polygamy with you 

[Moonlight 7,279]

my shelf and my chair? no thanks

 

The thing to the left of you wants to start a fanclub of you. 

[Concerto Dusk 240]

An electric heater. OK fan away my new fan club.

 

The thing in front of you is actually your dog and the thing to your left is your brother.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

my TV is my dog I never had.... while my dirty cloths is my brother.... well shit

 

the thing in the right corner will make you famous and in the left corner will make you successful 

[Samurai Equine 45,878]

Not sure how my shoe box full of comics and my WiFi Modem + Router combo is going to make me famous and successful, but I welcome it! Guess this means I'll be the next Linkara.

 

The thing behind you will hover and fly away.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

A flying Table?,Truly amazing, *hops on table while it hovers*

 

The Thing to the left is your worst enemy,And The thing to the right is your best friend

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

my Violin is my best friend and my shoes are my worst enemy..... only in the life of Snowflake Frostflame

 

 

what ever your TV is staring at will kill you in your sleep

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

That's kinda of a tough one considering I have a huge TV. My monitor I guess?

 

The thing nearest the wall closest to you in the next room is your wedding present to Twilight Sparkle & Applejack. What are you giving them?

[The Shyest One 808]

Bath towels, they will take enjoyable baths and use these towels.

 

The last thing you put in your hand will be your forever weapon of choice against the zombie apocalypse.

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

I believe for most people here, that is going to be a mouse. 

 

The thing you ate for lunch yesterday will be the surprise romantic dinner you serve to your favorite pony.  

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

a romantic dinner with Fluttershy is already going too far but giving her a ham and turky sandwich I might as well just shoot myself

 

 

the first thing you see when you come in your house wants to tell you a secret 

[Denim&Venöm 16,509]

Depends which door I enter.

 

Front door: Stair railing.

Back door: Oven. 

 

Wonder what they would tell me. 

 

You are about to become a pony. The last band/artist you listened to will be the thing you're named after and what everypony will know you by. 

[The Shyest One 808]

Thy name is Typecast.

 

The first thing you see in your refrigerator will be the flavor you taste in all your foods. all of them.