Strangest injury you've had?

[Wyzecat 350]

I have a scar on my (lower) back that I got from backing into the bathtub faucet and standing up when I was cleaning the tub.

 

This sort of stuff happens too frequently to me for my liking.

 

Anyone else have any weird injuries?

[Moonlight 7,279]

I have an Alice Madness Returns cosplay and while taking the dress back off it cut the left side of my finger and tore some skin off (nothing severe of course, just a mark). It's just strange because it's a dress that's extremely soft, so I must have got my finger caught in the side zipper...dresses hurt. 

 

I have also punched myself in the eye while sleeping, which left a mark.

Edited October 29, 2014 by WheatleyCore

[Draxon 214]

I once sprained my pinky after catching a Nerf Vortex football with that pinky.  Does that count?

 

Oh, and I have scars on my fingers from being bitten by a squirrel when I was little.  My sister and I were trying to get back inside the house from the backyard, and a squirrel was in our way.  She instinctively ran up to the squirrel and started petting it and pulling its tail, which caused it to attack both of us.  When my mom came outside, it was still hanging from my sister's hand.  And that was the first time I rode in the back of an ambulance (I think my mom overreacted a little bit).

[DaReaper 1,943]

Techniquly not an injury but I have had vitamen b6 toxicity from energy drinks, hurt like an injury though

[Feather Grass 312]

I got hypothermia once.

(don't remember much of it though)

[iceestarz 5,752]

I have a tiny scar on my finger from a tortoise I used to have. I was hand feeding him lettuce and that jerk bit me on accident.

 

Also I have a scar in my knee from slamming it into a bar on a cafeteria table in 3rd grade.

 

Uhhhh. I also have two scar dot things on the side of my neck/jaw from double jaw surgery I had like 8 months ago. And from the stitches and scarring I have like a really weird texture, sorta like a dip in my gums, at the very top of my upper jaw from the upper jaw surgery part.

 

Edit: totally forgot this.

-Once I slammed my tooth up into my gums by running to my grandma to give her a hug and hit her knee with my face.

Edited October 29, 2014 by Cupcakes14

[long gone 8,929]

Once I broke a toe by missing two flights of stairs going downstairs.

[Envy 5,998]

Around 2nd or 3rd grade I broke my middle finger from playing with with a wooden block. It wasn't a building block, it was a block used for math and was much more solid and sharper on the edges... But at the same time, I don't understand how in the world this even happened. lol

[Stacks 28]

Less strange than painful; my puppy took a chunk out of my hip trying to 'save' me from drowning in the pool when I attempted to jump in.

[Pinkie Dust 85]

my sister jumped on my foot while I was sleeping and broke my toe so I guess that counts.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

I scratched my face in my sleep once. I woke up with a stinging pain.

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

mine isn't much on an injury but it is possibly the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me 3 years ago on my freshman year I had nothing to do so I rode my bike around our very large neighborhood so I was riding going about full speed and my bike flipped forward I thought I was done for the next thing I noticed I was underneath my bike nothing was broken and I felt fine so I just got up and went home

[Invincible 2,090]

Got all the tips of my fingers smashed and bleeding once when i was a kid, when a large heavy object fell on my hand. I can't remember what it was :S

[Gravelord Neat-O 305]

i accidently stabbed myself with a mechanical pencil on the palm of my hand and the lead got stuck inside my skin.

The lead has been there for about 4 years now. *drinks from sippy cup* yup.

[mysticalnight 56]

Once back in high school, some bully kicked me in my kneecap. For months it felt like my knee was trying to bend backwards.

 

I also woke up one morning to find a large scratch across my chest. i mean from my right shoulder, to my left side. It wasn't there when I went to sleep, and I still don't know how it showed up.

[GenderIsAnIllusion 2,177]

I had a thumbtack stuck in my face

 

For a week i went all twitchy as a side effect of self induced shocks.

 

A chicken bit me on the nipple, drawing blood (long story)

 

Just this summer i was pushing carts in 100+ degree heat at wal mart... 4 hours in (lunch time) I am delirious, barely responsive, and from their i have no idea what happened because i fainted. Woke up in a car going to the ER.... I was borderline heat stroke... Just as a disclaimer it was my fault, because i never told anyone i wasnt feeling alright.

[Dewdlz 938]

I took an arrow to the knee.

 

Ahem, seriously though I got kicked by a horse in the face and it left a dimple there, so when I smile you can see it on that side. It may have fractured my cheek bone but I never did go to the hospital. Just an ice pack and bed rest was all I needed. 

[Guest]

Cousin playing Star Wars with a golf club = me with a hole in the side of my face. 

My cheek had to be re-sewn up at the point of impact and thankfully I only have a small scar, hidden by my beard nowadays

I took an arrow to the knee.

 

Ahem, seriously though I got kicked by a horse in the face and it left a dimple there, so when I smile you can see it on that side. It may have fractured my cheek bone but I never did go to the hospital. Just an ice pack and bed rest was all I needed. 

That must have been so painful

[Dewdlz 938]

That must have been so painful

I actually got knocked out by the horse and woke up screaming in pain. I was pretty young and it came close to taking my eye out. I'm all good though!

 

(tis only a flesh wound!)

[Guest]

I actually got knocked out by the horse and woke up screaming in pain. I was pretty young and it came close to taking my eye out. I'm all good though!

 

(tis only a flesh wound!)

I'm not surprised! You were incredibly lucky, it could have been so much worse! Thankfully it wasn't

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

When I walk, sometimes my bone hurts. really painful. 

[Celli 4,332]

I tripped on a lamp and got a scar above my eyebrow. I was 5.

Yeah.

 

I had a thumbtack stuck in my face

 

For a week i went all twitchy as a side effect of self induced shocks.

 

A chicken bit me on the nipple, drawing blood (long story)

 

Just this summer i was pushing carts in 100+ degree heat at wal mart... 4 hours in (lunch time) I am delirious, barely responsive, and from their i have no idea what happened because i fainted. Woke up in a car going to the ER.... I was borderline heat stroke... Just as a disclaimer it was my fault, because i never told anyone i wasnt feeling alright.

I do the same thing pushing carts at Wal-Mart. It's fun(Not) Winter is especially cruel.

[mysticalnight 56]

oh, and how could i forget? one time i was riding my bike to school, the front tire of my bike hit a pothole. and i was sent skidding on the street on my chin. I was sore, but seemed fine, so i continued. it wasnt until someone in class pointed out i was bleeding that i realized i had a bad gash on my chin. had to get stitches.

[Treble Bolt 1,122]

I have a random circle of a scar on my left leg. Have no idea what it is from. It is not like any other scar I have on my body (it is very smooth and perfectly round)....

[Onion Sing 666]

Do head injuries count? Do head injuries count?