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I have this dream that is just to seem instant: some sort of vision of more of an image. A crystal-like ball, being levitate by a beam of light, and then just scratches of lines below. Whenever I wake up, there is this static, television-sound noise ringing. I have no idea what it is meant to be, of if it is to mean anything.

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Alright, I've had a lot of weird dreams. Like, on time, I had this nightmare where all the marshmallows on earth morphed together into giant marshmallows and started preying on humanity. We couldn't stop them because, one, what good are bullets against a marshmallow, and for some reason everybody had a really low tolerance for sugar. So we somehow came to the conclusion that the only way to stop the marshmallows of death was by training monkeys to ride horses. In fifteen minutes we had a huge monkey-horse army set up, and their only weapons were tuna fish for some reason. We released them to the marshmallow monsters and the tuna fish shot energy beams out of their eyes, burning the marshmallows and turning them into piles of goop. When the fight was over it started raining and all the marshmallow goop seeped into the ocean. Since the ocean was filled with marshmallow goop now that was all we had to drink so we drank it and evolved into marshmallow people, and this guy became our president:

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I have had tons of odd dreams, but one I want to share is this one:

 

I was able to sit on a couch pillow and drive it like a car by tugging on the corners of it.

I drove on the highway with it and it was actually really fast.

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I have a couple to share. Some are small snippets, whilst one was quite long.

 

1. Happened many, many years ago. I was running around in an area made up of tall pillars and multiple platforms, each covered in a flat green moss. I was in a shootout with some other person(there may have been more alongside and against me). I ended up getting shot in my unarmed hand. When I was shot, rather than standard real world damage, the fingers of my hand started to stick and merge, until it was all just a single mass of flesh.

 

2. Happened several years ago. For some reason, I had become a zebra, and all my teeth were falling out. They'd fall out and almost instantly grow back. It was unnerving as I could feel them connecting with intact lower jaw teeth, and the taste of blood was vividly rich.

 

3. This happened a couple years ago, but after the Zebra event. I was having some kind of weird dream(that I've primarily forgotten the events to), that spanned a couple weeks of time in the dreamscape. I awoke and found out that I'd been put into a test to see the effects of long-term dreaming. After sorting all that out, I went back to my hometown and just generally proceeded to enjoy my life. Fast forward a year or so, and I began to notice some strange things. I didn't recall ever being outside of the town, and there never seemed to be any new people. I didn't even know where the town ended, as I'd never gone to the outskirts.

 

 Suddenly, I wake up and find myself lying face-down in a blizzard. I wasn't freezing as I had donned some extreme weather gear that helped against the cold. In the distance I could just barely make out a large dark shape. I rose up and headed towards it, trying to recall where I was and what I was doing. The shape eventually became clearer and grew into what I knew was a defunct laboratory/station.

I remembered that I was here to find the location of a person and address an odd event that had occurred here. I entered the building through a large open door that lead directly into a steel and mechanical tunnel. Everything had long frozen over however so it was all dead silent, unmoving and drenched in an artificial blue light.

 

I proceeded down the tunnel, gradually losing the natural outside lighting. Then, without any warning a large dark mass appeared before me. I looked at it as I grabbed my holstered weapon(some kind of handgun with an overly large barrel - conveniently at my disposal). The mass came into focus and revealed itself to be a giant unknown insectoid. A mix between a rhinoceros beetle and a praying mantis, it's chitin exoskelteton was jet black, and it had a perfectly smooth carapace chestpiece.

 

Needless to say, I nope'd the fuck right out of there. It gave chase, but I was steadily able to keep just out of it's reach. As I reached the start of the tunnel, I found that there was a bright golden light shining through. The blizzard still raged, but this light cut through without hassle. I ran into open land. As did the creature. It refused to fall back, eventually chasing me to a nearby tower, attached to the bulk of the building by a large bridge. The bridge seemed to stand without supports, and save for the darkened steel floor, was sealed in what appeared to be glass.

 

I ran up the spiraling staircase that ran around the building hoping that I could get away across the bridge. I made it, only to find that the creature had scaled the wall, beating me to the top. It attacked and I dove past, nimbly pushing myself around and down the bridge.

And that's when I noticed the light.

 

Outside floated a massive black hole. It was surrounded in a harsh yellow aurora that pierced through even the solid steel that made up much of the structures. I wasn't the only one who noticed, as the creature had stopped in it's tracks to face the terrifying orb. I stopped running, entrapped by this entity. It was then I began to feel the vibrations, as the black hole swelled and shuddered. The bridge creaked, and then shattered, pulling us and all surrounding matter into the darkness.

 

It wasn't all darkness though. The closer we got to the orb, the bright and more intense the light was. The creature was now gone. Destroyed or just out of my vision, I had no way to know. But it was moot compared to what I was now facing. It continued to drag me in, until there was nothing but white.

 

And then I woke up. For real, I think.

I was laying in my bed, and it was around midday, Saturday. I ended up getting up - slowly, as though testing the waters - and went to find my folks. I asked my mother what day and year it was and after a perplexed look, told me so. The time was only a day after I went to bed for the first time before dreaming. It was as though the year and several weeks never happened.

 

But it still felt like that.

I never did find that person.

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Never had a dream for as long as I remember this:
I don't know exactly how old I was, but I had this bird what no-one else could see except me (not dreaming still). Every window I looked out of at roughly 7:00PM I would see a figure of a bird coming towards me (in the shape of a curvy m or a 3 turned 90 degrees anticlockwise :3) If I went to another window it would be closer and coming from there. Eventually with no escape it would land on me and I wouldn't remember anything from that night. 

My great grand-mother apparently told my mother to ask me where it was, beat it and throw it out of the window- which apparently happened and I never saw it again. Honestly, I could of been delusional and stories like this are never believed (and less believed for little stories alike on the internet). It wasn't really a dream, I'll never know what it truthfully was. No-one believes enough too figure stuff like that out so.. xD

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This one is a pony dream (quite rare for me).

 

Everypony's property in Ponyville was due to be cleaned up, checked for repairs and refurbished, so they all moved into a fairly large spare barn. The strange thing was that after they had moved in, only a few characters (notably Applejack) were animated, everyone else was invincible, and the visible characters actually realised that. Aside from that, not much else seemed to happen except for quandries over how well the spare barn was to be maintained.

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I'll share three of them:

 

1: A hyper-mega-overmegaorhyper tsunami off the coast of Japan. In less than a second, it instantly travelled to the other side of the Pacific Ocean, hitting the US. The result: Alaska is now in California, Oregon and Washington.

 

2: Getting to ride an apparent "DeLorean", I doubt it was, because of rear seats.

 

3: This dream that was like the explanation of the universe. It said that the center of the universe is the giantest star ever, much bigger than any star we know, and it is protected by a glass frame. Then, it also said that Equestria is real and it is hiding in a galaxy far, far away. (Star Wars pun may or may not be intended)

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I uh, this was a nightmare actually. I won't say what it was, but it ended up with me dreaming of Luna, and then me punching her in the face... yep. (Seriously, my main solution to nightmares - is to do the most idiotic things, like punching stuff and hope i wake up).

 

Needless to say, it really messed with me, and I was actually worried for a few minutes when i first woke up; thinking that I may have angered a certain powerful moon Princess. Until, yknow, I remembered that MLP wasn't real (I hope, I really don't want to end up having an angry Luna on my doorstep). But yeah, a real mind buck.  :P

 

 

I'm weird.

 

:( 

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This was a gory one.

 

I was going inside a room where there were some people seated together while one person was to give a presentation. As I was entering, the presenter was a middle aged woman who was to share her experience of being discriminated due to her sexual orientation. I assume I was a younger self in the dream where we would hear various stories about bullying and such (though none in reality dealt with sexual orientation). But after taking my eyes off the presenter for a split second as I was sitting down, the presenter changed to a 10 year old boy -- he was thin and had blue eyes and short blonde hair -- who was limbless and had the front of his body exposed; it looked as if he was a human anatomy figure you would see in science classrooms except he was alive. He was put on a table in the front of the room and he was to give an inspirational speech of some sort of his extraordinary story. But he was terrified. He fell to the ground and, somehow, he was moving around the room in a spasm. As he was moving, large trails of blood was spilling out and his organs were falling apart until his entire body fragmented and only his head remained. I remember being terrified of the boy when he was approaching the audience in his state of shock. At this point, he was surprisingly still very much alive, but he was in tears; clearly he didn't want to be here and, possibly, he wanted to die. His caretaker, I assume, was standing in the corner of the room this entire time. The caretaker held a microphone and screamed at the boy in annoyance to talk with inspiration. He then repeatedly attempted to shove the microphone into the boy's mouth in frustration because he wasn't giving the presentation he was supposed to give.

 

I woke up.

 

This is the only dream I remember that actually left me disturbed for a period of time after having woken up.

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My weirdest dreams often take place in trains, I have no idea why.

In one of them, some stations were age-restricted (lol), and one of the passenger adviced me to look down or to close my eyes when the train were in those stations. It's a shame because the landscapes were beautiful...

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I was floating in deep space. I was unconscious but I felt a bitter cold, and I could see myself in the third person. Suddenly a blinding light wakes me from my slumber and begin to feel the heat, like the rays of the sun on my cold skin. I opened my eyes and saw a huge star around which planets orbited 3 along a ring of dust and space debris similar to those of Saturn. The ring was denser in the middle of the three planets. The first, on the right, was gray and like the moon. The one on the left had a color tending to violet or orange as Mars (cannot remember exactly) while the middle one seemed to have an atmosphere all its own and was full of life from the moment that the appearance was similar to Earth, with green continents and blue oceans . I felt that I had to get close to this last one, but the sun dazzled me so much that I woke up. I was elated and I cried for the beauty of what I had seen. The first thing I did as soon as I got up from the bed was dragging me groping up to the desk, turn on the computer and using Paint i draw a mediocre sketch in black and white, with a red arrow pointing to the "living" planet. I still have the picture.

 

 

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