general What's the most stupid thing you've ever done?

[Vemillia Nightshade 2,247]

Truthfully. The dumbest thing I've ever done is touch the metal rack of the oven while it was almost white hot. I had second degree burns on a few of my fingers. I still feel like a idiot thinking about it.

[Pastel 7,627]

When I was ~6 I put a playing card on a lamp. It started to burn and I could have set fire to my house if my parents hadn't intervened.

Edited April 19, 2015 by Blobulle

[Night Mist 151]

I really don't remember much about this but when I was about 4 I stuck my finger into a cage with a toucan. I don't think I got bit but it was a close call if I wasn't. Have to drill my grandma and mom on the details.

[The Real Minty <3 217]

I was hungry as hell, so I decided to be an idiot and I put a potato in the microwave, but with the metal in...

 

The weird part is the baked potato and the plate completely exploded...

 

Me when that happens: The Hell?

[Psycrow 104]

one time it was night and i was scared over something stupid, i went out to get a drink with my phone and somehow an ad started playing and i screamed, waking everyone in my house up.
if any of you consider that as stupid

Edited April 19, 2015 by Psycrow

[mysticalnight 56]

one time in college, i was going to this one class. went through the entire semester, nothing special. it wasnt til the last 2-3 weeks that i find out: im not even supposed to be in that class! to clarify, i was going to the right room, but on the wrong days! its like photography 2 days of the week, then the class i was supposed to go to a different 2 days. boy did i feel like an idiot! lol

Edited April 19, 2015 by mysticalnight

[Honsou 399]

Joined the military. At age 17...

[Venomous 18,813]

I ran face-first into a tree

[Fire Bon 22]

I was looking around my house looking for my wallet for a solid 3 hours before I realized it was in my pocket the entire time. The look on my folk's face only made me more embarrassed of what a dunderhead I am sometimes.

[kelseymarie805 300]

I'm not really sure, I've done a lot of stupid stuff. Although one thing I did that was pretty stupid was attempting to balance a can of coke on my skirt (and not really a thick one either lol) of course it fell, and it was during church so yeah haha. xD

[Magic Note 2,738]

Any time where I was running, not paying attention and breaking something on accident.

[Omar 692]

I once, when I was about 3 or 4 years old, was at a cousin's wedding. I don't remember this, but evidently I yelled at my cousin (who had just gotten married) "Hey you stupid guy" and ran. 

[Stardust Balance 7,716]

Too many to count... one time I said some things that made me the most 'popular' student in a school years ago.

[CC_Maud_Pie 6,431]

PMing a stranger on Meetup.com. Also wasting my time and money on an Asperger's Meetup group.

[Envy 5,998]

Well, nothing can really top the whole not taking care of myself when I really needed it. At least I hope nothing I ever do will top that...

 

But as for silly stupid, there was one time I was late to school because I was looking for a shoe that was already on my foot.

[iceestarz 5,752]

Probably when I asked my friend who the princess was in the Legend of Zelda. I seriously don't know why it slipped my mind when it's LITERALLY IN THE TITLE.

 

She couldn't stop laughing at me.

[Gryphon 45]

One time I couldn't spell a single letter word.

Took me 20 minutes to figure it out

[Lunia 332]

The most stupidest thing I did is when I was younger (around 11 or 12) I "pillow-slided" down my stairs where I got a cardboard box, a pillow and slid down the stairs. In the end it turned out like a car crash with a few very badly injured body parts. 

[FlutterSleep 39]

forgot to look both ways before crossing the street... at 9:38 at night... on a bike... wearing all black clothes... without a helmet.. had to spend 5 hours in emergency getting x-rays all over my body :/ severe concussion... broken bones, totaled bike... half my hair (which has taken 4 years to grow to the length it was) was ripped out, convulsions in the middle of the road... like I flew 33 1/2 feet completely conscious... until I smoked the ground going approx. 50 km/h... definitely not one of my greatest feats in life....  

[Guest]

Sliding down the stairs head first.

[Flying Vantas 106]

I walked face-first into a pole in second grade.

[Attack of the Pwns 894]

I was once bored in a science class, and started wondering whether there was a failsafe feature on the stapler for people's fingers. So, 16 year old me decides it's a good idea to stick my left index finger completely under the stapler and press down as hard as possible

 

Ouch.

Edited May 26, 2015 by Attack of the Pwns

[ChoroChii 284]

Threaten violence on teachers.. :c

[Celestial Sloth 369]

When I was a kid I crawled slightly underneath a bouncy castle full of kids, convinced it would be the greatest massage of my life.

 

Broke my arm.

 

Good times.

[Christmasy Britty 2,553]

hmm does dating a guy that clearly didn't love me for me count? though one thing i did that was stupid was forget where i put my glasses and no it wasn't on my head it was in the bathroom