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[Rainboom24]

just to start:
jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim on land.

chuck norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Death once had a near-chuck norris experience...

[Slurpy]

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

[Iris Melody]

Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.

lol I couldn't resist. I do enjoy Chuck Norris jokes

[Dany Heatley]

When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down

my fav is...

Chuck Norris is a religious bigot

[Prince Lightning Da Cute]

I love these!

When Chuck Norris does psuh-ups he pushes the world Down!

[Rainbow Danger Dash]

when chuck norris is bitten by a zombie chuck norris doesn't tunr into a zombie... zombies turn into chuck norris

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[Aero The Fox!]

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

[Derpy Cowbell]

Red Bull can clog a toilet. Reasoning:

- Red Bull is Chuck Norris's pee.
- His pee can clog a toilet.

[Nightfall]

Lightning never strikes twice in the same place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.
Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris counted to infinite... twice.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

[Jadefire]

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Chuck goes killing.

[Derpy Cowbell]

Chuck Norris uses a nightlight only because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can take out two stones with one bird, and then draw blood out of the stones.

[Jokarr]

i know its a little harsh giving the whole concept of the forums but this is my favorite chuck norris joke
XD
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns.

[Dragonshy]

Chuck Norris doesn't reply to threads, he makes them. -_(\

[Kirlia]

Chuck Norris can find the square root of a negative number.

Chuck Norris can find the roots of a parabola opening upwards if the range is greater than 0.

[Derpy Cowbell]

Chuck Norris can find the square root of a negative number.

Anyone who has taken anything higher than Geometry and Algebra 1 will know that those are called Imaginary Numbers, and they revolve around the number i.

But I guess for the sake of Chuck Norris arguments, I suppose he can make them real...?

Oh yeah; There's like six more letters to the alphabet that only Chuck Norris knows.

[Rudolphin]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice!

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird

If you have 2 dollars and Chuck Norris has 2 dollars, he has more money then you.

I can go on forever

[ZomBrony]

ugh, why can't I think of any?

[Dany Heatley]

Chuck Norris doesn't reply to threads, he makes them. -_(\

brohoof'd for face-hoof

[ZomBrony]

If you brohoof Chuck Norris, it automatically turns into Chuck Norris brohoofing you