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Chill Mists (Chilly)

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Sir Cumference

 

I like that series, don't dis it!  (Seriously, it's a great math series for kids)

 

:o  So AppleJack what's on your bucket list

:huh: The North field, then the East. . .

:wacko: Bucket, not Buck it.

:wat:  Oh, well then there's the red one, the one in the well. . . .

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I got a few. Is google a boy or girl? Obviosly a girl beacuse she doesnt let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. Black people started wearing their pants low. White people called it Saggin, but whats Saggin' spelled backwards. Those tricky white people

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Are you sirius? (serious) No, I'm XM.

A terrible joke I made up yesterday, playing on the names of two satellite radio providers.


Anyone ever had Ethopian food? don't worry neither have they =)

 

Should that even be a joke? :eww:

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Yes, it is April you fools!

 

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a small pony in the front seat. "What are you doing with that pony?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the farm." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the pony again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that pony to the farm!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

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Do you know where the expression "like a chicken with its head cut off"

It is because of the sound that the chicken makes but we percept it as a need from them

"Cut Cut Cut Cut Cut Cut"

 
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

 

Because 7 was a registered six offender.

 

 

 

 

 

 

....God thats awful

I have another version:

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9 (not hard to understand)

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A mama, papa, and baby tomato are walking together down the street.

The baby tomato begins to fall behind, so the papa tomato goes back and squeezes him and says

 

"Ketchup!"

 

 

Get it? Ketchup? If you know where this if from I'll give you a big hug. 

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