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"5 Reasons Why MLP is evil" Wow...
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:53 AM

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I would imagine that many of you honorable Christian men and women would not know of this satanic piece of dog spit called My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. You might be aware of the "innocent" television shows of the 80's and 90's, which were already teaching satanic rituals to young children, but this is truely an awful show, devoted to destroying our children's innocents.
1. Despite being a show intended for young girls it has an extremely large fan base of grown men, obviously this is the work of satanic witchcraft being used to manipulate the minds of good christian men.
2. One of the main characters of the show, named Rainbow Dash, is a disgusting piece of lesbian slime who has rainbow colored hair and enjoys nothing more than sports, athletics, and lesbian pony sex, which is consistently hinted at through the use of subliminal messages throughout the show
3. It advertises sorcery and witchcraft, with certain ponies using their evil zodiac symbols to perform all sorts of evil conjuration and other works of satan
4. It has an ability to transmit disgusting gory thoughts into minds of watchers, for instance, here's one innocently titled fan-made plot cupcakes
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
5. Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives.
That is my presentation on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
It makes me laugh
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#2
Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:55 AM
I love these sites.
Christwire is a personal fave, I believe they did a piece.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:56 AM
*edit*
Ugh, I made the mistake of going to their home page. F-ing disgusting.
Edited by Duchess_Clover, 18 May 2012 - 10:58 AM.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:57 AM

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Okay, Cupcakes, and MLP, ARE MADE BY TWO DIFFERNT PEOPLE!.....
And i have never heard ANY sex jokes or hints made in the show, also, Zacora, is not a witch, she is a Vodo pony, (not the same)
and all she does is HELP ponies...
Who ever this is, must have a parasprite up their ass.....
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:59 AM

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WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
5. Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:00 AM
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:02 AM
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#8
Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:06 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reminds me of this sorta
Edited by Fox, 18 May 2012 - 11:07 AM.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:08 AM
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:09 AM
Edited by Lady Rarity Pony, 21 May 2012 - 02:23 PM.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:15 AM

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#13
Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:26 AM
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#14
Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:30 AM
They did the same thing with pokemon and spongebob... it's laughable really.
And they wonder why less and less people are believing in god...
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:36 AM
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:38 AM

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#18
Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:45 AM
Still funny, though.
#19
Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:51 AM
Bonus brohoof for use of Tintin besides the fact I agree with you.
This dude is trolling. Hard. I belive i've read this before
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#20
Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:56 AM

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This is so bad, it is more than likely the work of a troll
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