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#1 Topaz

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:53 AM

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I was searching for evil Fluttershy, and I found this article: http://www.godhatess...s-Magic-is-EVIL

I would imagine that many of you honorable Christian men and women would not know of this satanic piece of dog spit called My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic. You might be aware of the "innocent" television shows of the 80's and 90's, which were already teaching satanic rituals to young children, but this is truely an awful show, devoted to destroying our children's innocents.

1. Despite being a show intended for young girls it has an extremely large fan base of grown men, obviously this is the work of satanic witchcraft being used to manipulate the minds of good christian men.
2. One of the main characters of the show, named Rainbow Dash, is a disgusting piece of lesbian slime who has rainbow colored hair and enjoys nothing more than sports, athletics, and lesbian pony sex, which is consistently hinted at through the use of subliminal messages throughout the show
3. It advertises sorcery and witchcraft, with certain ponies using their evil zodiac symbols to perform all sorts of evil conjuration and other works of satan
4. It has an ability to transmit disgusting gory thoughts into minds of watchers, for instance, here's one innocently titled fan-made plot cupcakes
WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
5. Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives.

That is my presentation on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

It makes me laugh

#2 Morrigan Aensland

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:55 AM

LOLOLOLOLOL.
I love these sites.
Christwire is a personal fave, I believe they did a piece.

#3 Clover Heart

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:56 AM

*sigh* That would be funny if someone didn't actually believe that...

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Ugh, I made the mistake of going to their home page. F-ing disgusting.

Edited by Duchess_Clover, 18 May 2012 - 10:58 AM.


#4 Speedy Transition

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:57 AM

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Wow.... just...wow.....

Okay, Cupcakes, and MLP, ARE MADE BY TWO DIFFERNT PEOPLE!.....
And i have never heard ANY sex jokes or hints made in the show, also, Zacora, is not a witch, she is a Vodo pony, (not the same)
and all she does is HELP ponies...

Who ever this is, must have a parasprite up their ass.....

#5 Kirlia

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 10:59 AM

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WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART
5. Worst of all it teaches young girls to go out and pursue a career and try to be survive on their own, when they should be at home, serving their husbands. This show shows female ponies owning their own businesses, running farms, and aspiring to be athletes, giving these young viewers the wrong impression on what they should be doing with their lives.


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#6 Topaz

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:00 AM

I read the comments. Anyone who defended the show was immediantly banned

#7 King Otrepony

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:02 AM

Obvious troll is obvious. Still funny though.

#8 Fox

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:06 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Reminds me of this sorta

Edited by Fox, 18 May 2012 - 11:07 AM.


#9 Titan Rising

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:08 AM

My response:

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#10 Lady Rarity Pony

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:09 AM

We've had multiple threads on this. By now we should know that a troll site is a troll site.

Edited by Lady Rarity Pony, 21 May 2012 - 02:23 PM.


#11 Trollolol

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:10 AM

This is obviously just to get hits on their website.

An article about how awesome MLP is is not going to get even a tenth of the hits this thing will get.

And it's also kind of a joke article.

Edited by Trollolol, 18 May 2012 - 11:10 AM.


#12 98Twilight523

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:15 AM

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That makes me embarassed to be christian, not embarassed to be a brony. Just... :huh:

#13 NeverNeverland

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:26 AM

You're bringing attention to stuff that's been already said by christians, trolls and haters. Stop bringing it up.

#14 Pencil J. Doodle

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:30 AM

I'll admit, i kinda agree with the Cupcakes point, but the rest is just bullsh*t. Clearly these people are living i the 1800's (or there just common trolls) who like to ruin everything for everyone.
They did the same thing with pokemon and spongebob... it's laughable really.

And they wonder why less and less people are believing in god...

#15 Cain

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:34 AM

Oh, I do love these parody sites.

#16 jwutheheadcase

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:36 AM

Since when did Christianity bash on independent women?

#17 Flareon

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:38 AM

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#18 Jokuc

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:45 AM

Another old article I saw ages ago..
Still funny, though.

#19 Eenohay

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:51 AM

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Bonus brohoof for use of Tintin besides the fact I agree with you.


This dude is trolling. Hard. I belive i've read this before

#20  spas-ticShotty 

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 11:56 AM

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I didn't know men watching MLP was the result of satanic withcraft.

This is so bad, it is more than likely the work of a troll :P (Unless it really is legit. In that case, lemme laugh harder :lol:)




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