My name is Tiziano, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, un-awesome, unicorn-lovers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of unicorns. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any rainbows? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their favorite ponies, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than liking Applejack.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hoofball team, and starter on the Wonderbolts. What sports do you play, other than "posting on Forums"? I also get straight A's, and have Rainbow Dash as my marefriend (She just did a sonic rainboom; Shit was SO cash). You are all buckheads who should just like Spitfire. Thanks for listening.