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[Cerulean]

Be warned, this may not be easy,
Leave if this test makes you feel queasy
You may have noticed all the time,
A certain zebra speaks in rhyme
In the middle of a forest called Everfree,
she lives in a hut surrounded by tree
To rhyme is not an easy task
So only this is what I ask
To play this rhyming forum game
The end of two sentences must sound the same
I have started, as you may see
Now this game to you I leave

[Ezio Auditore]

I once ate an orange....
damnit....

[Pencil J. Doodle]

Ezio Auditore, you are a disgrace
Why must you ruing this un-started race?
You attempted to joke. To be sarcastic
You make me mad... spastic...

Anyway, where was i? oh yes
Now i put my rhyming to test
And i know 'yes' and 'test' don't rhyme
But who cares? All this game does is kill time

[Jadefire]

I hope this statement won't make you sore,
but I believe we had a thread like this before.

[The Grape Popsicle Guy]

My name is Tony.
I watch My Little Pony.
I eat macaroni
with my fellow Brony.


Terrible, aint it?

[Ezio Auditore]

Pencil you mock but you clearly don't see
I'm obviously the best rhyming pony
I made a joke to bring joy to people
now I'm being persecuted high like a steeple
I find it unfair that you scoff at my wit
and I suggest that don't throw a fit

(I'm not actually mad or anything dont worry )

[Jokuc]

Me see a bee in sea.
(I am SO good at this..)

[~Chaotic Discord~]

Silly young fillies, try as you might
One cannot beat Discord, master of fright
So bow down now, and worship your god
Less he descend down upon you, hook-fanged and clawed

[Pencil J. Doodle]

Ezio, i understand your statement
But the intelligence you showed was blatant

And Discord, you say that we'll pay the price
But didn't you get turned to stone... Twice?

[Lostwanderer]

Yes but that's cos he's dormant, just like mice.
You can't really compare to his torment,
i guess all you can do is enjoy is how he stings like a hornet

[Whiteshade]

I can't make rhymes offhand
It is too much demand

Seriously, this is so hard
Not easy being a bard

Now can I get my cake?
The reward I shall rake

Perhaps I should expend effort more
However this is rather a bore

So I shall now take my leave
You are permitted to grieve

[Lostwanderer]

And now you see, nothing up my sleeve
And poof a card is made form this very seive

It may sound like i'm making sense
but that it all beacuse youa re quite tense.

[Chill Mists (Chilly)]

My name is Joe,
I like snow,
I'm not a ho,
At rhyming I really blow,
Pineapples I throw,
Do I like cheese? The answer is no,
Tomatoes I like to grow,
This post sucks I know,
My rhymes do not flow,
I think I'm gonna go...

Edited by Chill Mists (Chilly), 06 June 2012 - 01:41 AM.

[Lostwanderer]

Good thing he left,
Ohterwsie to occupy my mind i would have resorted to theft
I see no purpose in sticking around
So i guess i'll leave, without making a sound.

[Calirolls]

You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from?
It's like i'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum.

[Staticthor Draconus]

you all reach the title ameture poet
someone like me should surely know it

[DJ-Shy3]

Talking like Zecora could be tricky! Let us see YOUR best rhymes! Go as long as you can, talk about ANYTHING!!!

Like this:

[Jokuc]

This thread belongs in Cloudsdale Colosseum, and we already have the same thread here

I am cheese, you me can trust,

to eat me up is something you must.

[Klopp]

In order to prevent much forum clutter,
I've merged these two threads, like bread and butter.

So now I'd like to kindly ask before making a thread,
you use the search feature, and first check instead,

For a topic that might already exist,
on these forums right here of which ponies consist.

This way we most certainly will prevent,
any duplicate topics to a great extent.

Speaking like Zecora is a difficult task,
But I'd say rhyming is fun, if you were to ask.

Now off I go to my bed for some sleep.
Goodnight everypony. Behave while I count sheep.

[KakeiTheWolf]

I was a stallion of Gorringe
Who laid atop Blorenge
Eating a delectable orange

The skies shone a great purple
and I did indeed hirple
Because of me being herpal

My father gave me three pieces of silver
My father of Gorringe who bore the name Wilver
And so I ate a scrumptious leg of chilver

I drew in medicine true an aitch
Upon my faithful steed's rache
As it sat upon it's faithless nache

I went to the local temple which lay in chaos
From the outer spire to the innermost naos

Robbers had come, those awful fiends
Who took ever the lowliest teinds
And broke the weakest piends

They laid aboust me a dastardly circle
And I pulled down the banister with a great hurkle
The cracking went in vicious rhythm
As the thieves nearly became but a smitham

The ominous tone rang in fugue
As the stallions were laid in joug

Over is their tale of sirens
As I was decorated by gyrons

And so I returned from this opus
With bits for many a hoppus

The builders of my fathers house made sound like bitter music
The sound of my victory now seemed rather dysgeusic
I had gotten bits, from this and from selling grunth
But naught earned like that of this month.

(Sadly, this is stuff I knew)