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#1 Krystal

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:16 AM

I can't believe there isn't a thread for this yet. Just post all of you "In Soviet Russia" jokes here
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#2 Aureity

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:21 AM

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#3 Whiteshade

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:23 AM

In America, you meet girl in park
In Soviet Russia, you park meat in girl.

#4 Dragonshy

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:30 AM

In Soviet Russia thread post you.

#5 Aero The Fox!

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:32 AM

In Soviet Russia, food eat you!
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#6 Vicke

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:35 AM

In Soviet Russia, Feld0 is a blank flank.

#7 WiponCat

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:37 AM

In soviet russia, you blow hairdryer

#8 Krystal

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:40 AM

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#9 The Awesome One

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:45 AM

In Soviet Russia, Moon banish you.

#10 Krystal

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:46 AM

In Soviet Russia
Cuck Norris still kills you!

#11 Vulpe

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:50 AM

In America you break law
In Soviet Russia law breaks you

#12 Chill Mists (Chilly)

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 11:52 AM

In soviet Russia these jokes are still funny. (I joke :P)

#13 XraYZ

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:05 PM

In Soviet Russia Twilight luvs you!
Now I want to move there, but then I'll get eaten by the food and get driven by the cars.

#14 Krystal

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:08 PM

In Soviet Russia
myths bust you

#15 Red

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:12 PM

Um DUH!!!! PONIES HUG YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

#16 RobVanDam

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:30 PM

In soviet Russia, titles win you

#17 Magicon

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:34 PM

In Soviet Russia music plays you.

#18 XraYZ

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Posted 20 June 2012 - 12:34 PM

In Soviet Russia, russian learns you.





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