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[Moonlight Diamondbright]

One day, I was trying to fit into my jeans.Everything was okay until I had to button it up.When I tried to insert it in the little hole,and failed, I was like''NOOO!''And I went into this screaming howler monkey rage.Just kidding,I can control myself,even in private.So after my devastation(kidding again),I came up with this idea,''It's so efficient to zip pants up,but what's with the button?I mean,it's just so hard to deal with that thing!Probably other people in the world have to deal with those cold,metal buttons,so why not let the whole world know(or maybe just the brony and pegasister community)about this?''So that's why I wrote this.I know that maybe my guts couldn't fit inside the jeans,or my tiny child hands couldn't handle the button,but i had to get the word out.Maybe now the world will just''stick with zippers''....

[Whiteshade]

[Vault Boy]

I guess thats the way they wanted to make it. IDK

[Doctor XFizzle]

Yeah, I don't like parking meters either.


Wait, what is this topic about?

[Krystal]

This man is a visionary. Just remove the button from pants! GENIUS!!!! I see a nobel prize in your future

[Jadefire]

I'm sure you'll change your tune once you get your wing-dang-doodle caught in a zipper.

Unless you're female, in which case you might be on to something here...

[Doctor XFizzle]

Forget zippers, make everything velcro. Just hearing that *rrrriiippppp* when you peel the velcro from each other is music to my ears

[Bronium]

But...buttons are so fantastic!

[Ambrosia]

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[bluetrace]

I'm sure YKK would be pleased with your new zipper idea

[Calirolls]

Sweat Pants for Life. :3

[Fluttershy4life]

I kinda like the button tbh XD I'm not sure how jeans would look like with only the zipper

[Midnightive]

The button is there so the zip just doesn't randomly come down while your walking x3

So i like the button!

[Moonlight Diamondbright]

I'm sure you'll change your tune once you get your wing-dang-doodle caught in a zipper.

Unless you're female, in which case you might be on to something here...

yeah,I'm a female

The button is there so the zip just doesn't randomly come down while your walking x3

So i like the button!

What I was thinking was to close up the pants at the very top,then to put a zipper below it.I've seen a few pants like that.But,with all the jeans I've seen,they don't just insert the zipper.So yeah...

[Chill Mists (Chilly)]

Also I hate zippers. With a passion. It has only happened about twice, and both times were a while ago, but it hurts like hell to get your penis caught in one. I felt dead inside for ages.

Edited by Chill Mists (Chilly), 03 July 2012 - 07:41 AM.

[Ninjaneer]

Earlier mom bought me a new pair of jeans.

FOUR BUTTONS.

NO ZIPPER.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Edited by Ninjaneer, 03 July 2012 - 07:43 AM.

[Equuicorn]

I personally find that the button is a good way of keeping all the fatness in. Zippers just come down and belts eventually give up. Buttons are hardcore.

I could just lose weight but fie on that.

[Mubbins]

Buttons generally keep the zipper up so I'm good with them. If the zipper went up that high, the jeans still wouldn't fit really. My only problem is when I buy jeans on clearance and the button pops off in public where I have nothing to fix them with. ;A; Be thankful for buttons.