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[BookWorm]

This is the third in my series of poems about the main six ponies. I've already done Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, if you want to go check out my previous work. This poem is like Pinkie Pie; random at first but, once you see what she was really trying to do, it all makes sense... in a way. Sometimes looking back just confuses you more, and some parts can't be explained at all, and... you get the idea.

I hope you enjoy it!


Pinkie Pie

(You don’t have to, if you don’t want to).
Pinkie Pie, Winkie Pie
Tinkie Pie, too.
What do you think
That us Pinkie Pies do?
At Sugar Cube Corner
You’ll come and you’ll see
That a Pinkie Pie, proper,
Is a Pinkie Pie free.

Wrinkly Pie, Stinkly Pie
Frinkly Pie, ew
Those kinds of Pinkie Pies,
Cannot be true.
They’re the worst, let me tell you
The worst kind of fun
When they frinkle McStinkle
And assume that it’s done.

And don’t forget Grinkie Pie,
Frinkie Pie, no.
They’re known for their charm
Yet with nothing to show.
A real type of Pinkie Pie
Doesn’t need fluff,
She can glow, she can throw,
And can show off her stuff.

Oh to be a Palinkie
Malinkie sublime
Is the purest of Pinkies
When you give it a try.
When the winter is hot
And the summer is cold
You know that your Pinkie
Will never grow old.

But Slinkie Pie, Trinkie Pie,
Jinkie Pie, yes.
It’s those types of Pinkies
I know as the best.
Their parties are smarties
And partly a hoot.
They’re the parties for starties
And happiest hoof.

And Sprinkly Pie, Zinkly Pie,
Quinkly pie, cue
You’re one in the many
And one of the few.
The blossoms and rainbows
Of Kalamazoo
Are your friends and your neighbors
Like the Timbuk to tu.

Oh to be on the top
Of the Pinkie express
Is the top of the world,
Is the trim of the dress.
With the iciest icing
And the cupiest cake
We’ll do great things together
You’d see if you’d wait.

Slinkie Pie, Inkie Pie,
Blinkie Pie, Trust
The life of a Pinkie
Is a life with a crust.
You gain the enlightenment
But not without cost
For the friendship you give
Is the greed that you lost.

Flickie Pie, Pickie Pie,
Trickie pie, just
If you want to be Pinkie
You do you must.
Go unto the world
My pupil of pink
And show all the world
What us Pinkie Pies think.

And that is a Pinkie Pie
Trusted and true.
Did you get all of that?
Well… I’ll repeat it for you.
(Take a deep breath and go back to the beginning).

[Filly Pinkie Pie]

I'm part Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony.
*explodes of too much Pinkie and her awesomeness*

[Count Paradox]

*brain esplodes from d'awesomness overload*