Gentleman 153 January 31, 2016 Share January 31, 2016 "If you have a nightmare, imagine it in your room, and shake hands with it." - Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Cruz 177 January 31, 2016 Share January 31, 2016 Here's a list of all of them; http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/n/nicolas_cage.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krampus 197 February 3, 2016 Share February 3, 2016 "Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul." -Monsoon sorry not sorry 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuirkyUsername 1,576 February 3, 2016 Share February 3, 2016 "How can mirrors be real if our eyes are not real" - Jaden Smith xDDD "Most trees are blue" -Jaden Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yamato 1,347 February 3, 2016 Share February 3, 2016 "*screaming*" - Nicholas Cage, The Wicker Man"I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night." - O'Shea Jackson, Sr."Your baby mama is not a ten, but when I'm drunk she close enough." - Jordan Michael Houston"Bend over to the front, touch your toes, back that ass up and down and get low (get low)." - Jonathan Smith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melon Blitz 423 February 3, 2016 Share February 3, 2016 "If you never do more than you can, you will never be more than you are." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy fries 432 February 3, 2016 Share February 3, 2016 "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE" -Patrick Star 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tameless 979 February 3, 2016 Share February 3, 2016 I just love any quote from Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation. Here are a few more: "I love Food and Stuff. It's where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff." "What's a not gay way to ask him to go camping with me?" "History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake." "Crying is only okay in two places: funerals and the Grand Canyon." "Everything I do is the attitude of an award winner, because I've won an award." "You had me at Meat Tornado." "Clear alcohol is for rich women on diets." And of course my favorite that's in in my signature 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King 5,625 February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 "I don't really like people who go around brandishing the banner of justice. No matter the reason, where human's are involved, there is no black or white, no justice or evil. There is only our will" Things rings true in every sense to me, so its something I believe wholeheartedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veil 259 February 8, 2016 Share February 8, 2016 (edited) "When I told you to screw yourself, I didn't mean for you to take it literally". Arnold Schwarzenegger. Edited February 8, 2016 by Veiled Storm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grtxkkyz 387 February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 "It's a Trap!" Admiral Ackbar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronos the Revenant 1,971 February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 "Let's get to bashing butts as well as deez nutz." -MANS1AY3R "Inhale my dong enragement child." -Freddy F***boy 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,627 February 9, 2016 Share February 9, 2016 "I was chasing my dreams,but tripped over reality and busted my head open on the truth."-Anonymous "I'm responsible for my own happiness. I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast."-Bojack Horseman "The only time a lawyer can cry,is when it's all over."-Godot "All I want to do is trade this life for something new. Holding on to what I haven't got."-Linkin Park "Aaron,get in the bed with me. Then,we can feel these vibrations together."-Ghost Adventures "He stabbed me in the butt! While I was going to the bathroom! Ahhh! The Crazed Butt-stabber knows no limits."-Markiplier Every quote from Five Nights at Fuckboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King 5,625 February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 "The only opinion that matters is yours" There's probably a lot of people who have said that one, but it's something I've taken to heart on my own recently. The meaning behind it is that you shouldn't dwell on what other people think, the only person who matters in the long run is yourself. "I don't really like people who go around brandishing the banner of justice. No matter the reason, where human's are involved, there is no black or white, no justice or evil. There is only our will." That one's from an anime actually, but I've always believed it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostgage 7,972 February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 A few from Steven Universe: "You can't let anyone make you feel like garbage." "Is that how you feel?" "I only feel how I wanna feel." - Amethyst "Hello, this is... Mom Universe. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again. *hangs up* Sorry, I panicked." - Garnet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Accord 6,658 February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 (edited) (Spoken with sincerity and/or conviction) “O, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in't!” ~Shakespeare's the Tempest “Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.” ~Matthew 6:1 "You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength." ~Marcus Aurelius "The Senator from Wisconsin cannot frighten me by exclaiming, 'My country, right or wrong.' In one sense I say so too. My country; and my country is the great American Republic. My country, right or wrong; . . . if right, to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right." ~Carl Schurz, German immigrant, American statesman 1829-1906 Edited February 17, 2016 by Steel Accord 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Vantas 106 February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 "Deez Nuts" -random black guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detritus 258 February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 (edited) "Rom's an idiot. He couldn't fix a straw if it was bent." -Odo, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "What is an Oprah?" -Teal'c, Stargate SG-1 "Keep insulting me... I'll toss this between the crack of your ass!" -Grandma Klump, The Nutty Professor "Hey! Excuuuuse me, princess!" -Link, The short-lived, 1989 Zelda Cartoon "Would you oil me all over please, miss?" -The Tin Man (to Dorothy), 1982 Wizard of Oz anime Edited February 17, 2016 by Detritus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nila Bean 133 February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 "Darling, just fucking own it" -Don't really know who originally said this, but I looooove it. "I'm not telling you it's going to be easy, I'm telling you it's going to be worth it" -Art Williams. "Do no harm...but take no shit" -Unknown person More inspirational than amusing but those are my favorites ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ze Ubermage 226 February 17, 2016 Share February 17, 2016 These are from Team Fortress two "How many times have you died I'm actually gittin impressed." -Sniper "Oops! That was not medicine!" - Medic "Oh dats a skull fracture for sure!" -Scout These are my absolute favorite quotes just because it sounds really funny when the characters say them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragland Tiger 3,295 February 19, 2016 Share February 19, 2016 The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Terry Pratchett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy fries 432 February 20, 2016 Share February 20, 2016 "I'm coming for you, Nazi space man" -B.J. Blazkowicz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.W. 3,619 February 20, 2016 Share February 20, 2016 "All that is complex is not useful, and all that is useful is simple." - Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov "Life is composed of different inventions" - Kalash "“intelligence is the ability of a living creature to perform pointless or unnatural acts.” ― Arkady Strugatsky, Roadside Picnic "Those that don't miss the Soviet Union have no heart, those that want the return of the Soviet Union have no brain" - V.V. Putin. "Even in dark times, we must not relinquish the things that make us human" - Khan (Metro 2033) Yeah there are plenty of non-Russian quotes I like, I just don't remember any at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispy fries 432 February 21, 2016 Share February 21, 2016 "METAL GEAR" -Solid Snake "Contrary to popular belief, tequila is not good for your health" -unnamed marine, Crysis 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxsie (Inactive) 1,343 February 21, 2016 Share February 21, 2016 "You must learn a new way to think before you can master a new way to be." ~Marianne Williamson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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