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What villain would you pledge your allegiance to?


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Discord, because I would have many laughs watching him inflict chaos on the lands, thats only in the case i'd have to, but he'd be the one i'd have the most fun with :P.

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Discord, of course. And not just because he's best villain. Unlike say Sombra or Chrysalis, he's not a heartless, selfish jerk who will step on his servants if need be to get what he wants; he's all about having fun and just doing whatever you want, whenever you want. As long as you're causing chaos he'd be handing you golden star stickers and naming you minion of the month.

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Flim and Flam.

 

Wait. They're not villains? Just misunderstood entrepreneurs?

 

I'd have to go with Discord, then. What wonderful chaos we would create! Also for reasons already provided by @@~Chaotic Discord~.

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Yeah, it has to be Discord, if for no other reason than that the alternatives suck. You're a slave if you'e working for Sombra, I'd assume being a changeling involves painful assimilation and working for a total bee-yotch, and Trixie would probably just be irritating.

 

At least eternal chaos comes with choclate rain.

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Flim and Flam.

 

Wait. They're not villains? Just misunderstood entrepreneurs?

 

I'd have to go with Discord, then. What wonderful chaos we would create! Also for reasons already provided by @@~Chaotic Discord~.

Flim and Flam don't count? Aw... But they worked so hard to establish a monopoly through superior production techniques...

 

Ah well, since basically everyone else has been going with a reformed villain, I'm certain that none of you will object to me saying Luna. Night is cool, and there's significantly less risk of suddenly being turned into cotton candy or something.

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Discord, instead of listing the reason I chose Discord, I'll list why I didn't choose the other options.

 

I assume working for Sombra means getting enslaved.

 

Chrysasils, changelings? Either you become a changeling or you get betrayed.

 

Trixie, yeah, no, the only thing annoying for a narcissist like me is another narcissist.

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well, while everyone goes all La-Dee-Daa with a reformed villain I'm pledging my allegiance with Nightmare Moon

 

i absolutely love the night and i pretty much would not mind it being extended indefinitely :3

 

 

 

 

if that doesn't work, I'm going with Chrysalis

i don't even care about being converted to a Changeling 

I'll be fine :3

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Wait you can become a changeling. Since when is it established that a pony could be converted into a changeling slave. Also are the changelings like the borg from star trek? Is chrysalis the mother of all her slaves

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I should mention: although I said Luna as a sort of joke/loophole, Nightmare Moon really would be my choice. I mean, what's so bad about the night lasting forever?

 

...Well, except the part where no food can grow in Equestria (possibly the whole world, I don't think canon has mentioned whether night was only eternal for Equestria or if non-Euclidean geometry/flat world theories mean it really could be night everywhere at once). Still, presumably she would relent if eternal night means everypony dies, and if it's only part of the world there's always importation (heck, the need to import food could induce a rapid change in Equestria from seemingly very agricultural and rural to an industrial powerhouse, perhaps even advanced enough to grow food without sunlight and plenty of artificial lighting to go about daily life without issue. Also, of the two methods shown for defeating her, there's a 50% chance of failure resulting in being Luna's minion, while others are either a complete loss of your job or being at best a minion to an extremely toned-down "master" of chaos.

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Flim and Flam don't count? Aw... But they worked so hard to establish a monopoly through superior production techniques...

 

Ah well, since basically everyone else has been going with a reformed villain, I'm certain that none of you will object to me saying Luna. Night is cool, and there's significantly less risk of suddenly being turned into cotton candy or something.

Well, to be fair, they offered the Apples a deal first before trying to monopolize them, even if the deal was skewed horribly in the brothers' favor. Any good entrepreneur is out to maximize profits, and as thus, they were just doing their job. And they were certainly doing it well until they became sore losers.

 

Who knows how much that machine could have cost them? And it appeared that they'd gone through this cycle before, so of course they'd be somewhat desperate to make up their lost money at that time.

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Wait you can become a changeling. Since when is it established that a pony could be converted into a changeling slave. Also are the changelings like the borg from star trek? Is chrysalis the mother of all her slaves

well this is the vibe I'm getting from about like...

a million and a half people give or take about nine-hundred thousand...

 

I'm not really entirely sure but it would be really cool though :3

 

I should mention: although I said Luna as a sort of joke/loophole, Nightmare Moon really would be my choice. I mean, what's so bad about the night lasting forever?

 

*snip*

ooh, Equestria as an industrial powerhouse sounds pretty awesome if you ask me although the pollution would probably not be so good in the long run....

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well this is the vibe I'm getting from about like...

a million and a half people give or take about nine-hundred thousand...

 

I'm not really entirely sure but it would be really cool though :3

 

ooh, Equestria as an industrial powerhouse sounds pretty awesome if you ask me although the pollution would probably not be so good in the long run....

There are also other bad things to consider when you are tidally locked to a star... I believe I read an article about a planet that was discovered where one side was perpetually day and the other perpetually night... long story short, on one side you'd spontaneously combust and the other you'd have non-voluntary cryogenics. A small band along the terminator line is supposedly earth-like though.

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There are also other bad things to consider when you are tidally locked to a star... I believe I read an article about a planet that was discovered where one side was perpetually day and the other perpetually night... long story short, on one side you'd spontaneously combust and the other you'd have non-voluntary cryogenics. A small band along the terminator line is supposedly earth-like though.

 

 

yeah, I've actually heard of that planet through a documentary on the science channel.

they were discussing Hellish planets that were out there and they would be unlivable however, if I recall correctly, I don't think that planet had a moon either...

 

I could be wrong though...

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I honestly wouldn't pledge allegiance to any of the villains in MLP.  Not because I can't stand the thought of being evil, but because there's really nothing to gain by joining any of them.  Discord is a one man circus.  He doesn't have minions and he doesn't need them. Even if he took you in he'd probably just mess with you endlessly.  Chrysalis seems like the type of villain that uses people till she no longer needs them and then betrays them.  Not a good deal.  Sombra would normally be a good choice but in his newer form he doesn't seem to care about anyone and doesn't need minions.  Maybe back when he was not a wraith I'd join him, but not now.  I'd join Trixie but she's not really a villain anymore.

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Does Gilda count?since nopony is talking about her I guess she doesn't. Not that I'm saying that I wanna join with her I just wanna know if anyone is considering her as a villain. And since I'm usually nocturnal I would pick nightmare moon. She would like me snce I'm embracing her night time moon. And I wonder if she can use that shadow dust magic on me...that would be awesome

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