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[Skullbuster]

night wing got to his post and stood on gaurd, he could see the other guards at the other end of the corridor

[Lord Loki]

*Schwartz yawned loudly.* "This job is so boring." *She said.*

[Power Ten]

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K-Bar kicked open the door to her hidey-hole office hidden in the castle dungeon. Crap, Im late for my rounds, she thought as she frantically threw on her armor and pulled on the hood/mask she used as opposed to the regular helmet. She then hastily made her way out of the dungeon, keeping out of sight of Celestia's guards and saluting Luna's. She saw Schwartz, one of Luna's few guards who didn't know about K-Bar. K-Bar stealthily made her way behind the other guard, "You should be more attentive, Schwartz, or somepony might sneak up on you" She whispered in her ear. She then vanished into the shadows near Schwartz.

[Lord Loki]

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K-Bar kicked open the door to her hidey-hole office hidden in the castle dungeon. Crap, Im late for my rounds, she thought as she frantically threw on her armor and pulled on the hood/mask she used as opposed to the regular helmet. She then hastily made her way out of the dungeon, keeping out of sight of Celestia's guards and saluting Luna's. She saw Schwartz, one of Luna's few guards who didn't know about K-Bar. K-Bar stealthily made her way behind the other guard, "You should be more attentive, Schwartz, or somepony might sneak up on you" She whispered in her ear. She then vanished into the shadows near Schwartz.

*Schwartz smirked.* "Another shadow lurker eh?" *Schwartz jumped into the shadows and playfully tackled the other Lunar guard.* (Some of Lunas guards are proficcient at hidind in the shadows. They are called shadow lurkers. They can be easily spotted only by other shadow lurkers.)

[Skullbuster]

night wing shook his head as he saw the 2 lunar gaurds tackle eachother

[Power Ten]

*Schwartz smirked.* "Another shadow lurker eh?" *Schwartz jumped into the shadows and playfully tackled the other Lunar guard.* (Some of Lunas guards are proficcient at hidind in the shadows. They are called shadow lurkers. They can be easily spotted only by other shadow lurkers.)

"Ah. A shadow lurker as well I see... Though I think tackling your superior could result in several hundred pushups from you." K-Bar stated with a straight face.

[Lord Loki]

"Ah. A shadow lurker as well I see... Though I think tackling your superior could result in several hundred pushups from you." K-Bar stated with a straight face.

"Hah, I dont do pushups. Unless its in bed." *Schwartz joked.* (Schwartz "likes" other mares xD)

[The Pinkazoid]

Haste watched the conversation between Luna's guards

[Power Ten]

"Hah, I dont do pushups. Unless its in bed." *Schwartz joked.* (Schwartz "likes" other mares xD)

This is what came up on google for 'LESBIAN HORSE' lol)
K-Bar took a deep breath to calm herself, "Listen good Schwartz, because you have only one warning, the captain may let crap like that slide, but I will not. I don't give half a s**t about how many 'pushups' you're doing with the other guards. Now, to business, I don't believe you know who I am. Correct?"
(Yes, I know she's a bitch. She's had a rough day being onofficial captain )

[Strong Hooves]

Cloud watched as Schwartz tackled the other pony, "Heh playful one ain't she" he said with a smile, turning to Leo, he asked, "So any new work assignments for me sir?"

Edited by Strong Hooves, 03 March 2012 - 03:52 PM.

[Lord Loki]

This is what came up on google for 'LESBIAN HORSE' lol)
K-Bar took a deep breath to calm herself, "Listen good Schwartz, because you have only one warning, the captain may let crap like that slide, but I will not. I don't give half a s**t about how many 'pushups' you're doing with the other guards. Now, to business, I don't believe you know who I am. Correct?"
(Yes, I know she's a bitch. She's had a rough day being onofficial captain )

*Schwartz laughed* "I know that your good looking. And I know that I am a captain."

(Why would you look that up?? Please take it out of my thread. =_=)

Edited by Apollo, 03 March 2012 - 03:53 PM.

[Strong Hooves]

Clouds eyes shot open at Schwartz's reply, "Wow... Filly fooler... Is it wrong I find that arousing?" he then realized he said that out loud and quickly left for his sleeping quarters before anypony could reply.

[Lord Loki]

*Schwartz laughed after hearing Cloud's words.*

[Power Ten]

*Schwartz laughed* "I know that your good looking. And I know that I am a captain."

(Why would you look that up?? Please take it out of my thread. =_=)

"Seriously? Then act the part! A captain shouldn't be flirting with the other guards all the time." K-Bar slowly began to walk off.
(NO! LESBIAN HORSE STORIES AM BEST STORIES)
(I'm gonna be off for an hour. Saints Row beckons)

Edited by Power Ten, 03 March 2012 - 04:18 PM.

[Lord Loki]

"Seriously? Then act the part! A captain shouldn't be flirting with the other guards all the time." K-Bar slowly began to walk off.
(NO! LESBIAN HORSE STORIES AM BEST STORIES)

"Life is too short to always be taking it seriously." *Schwartz said as K-Bar walked off.* "Call me!" *She said to K-Bar with a wink.*

[Power Ten]

"Life is too short to always be taking it seriously." *Schwartz said as K-Bar walked off.* "Call me!" *She said to K-Bar with a wink.*

K-Bar snorted irritably and walked off. That didn't go as expected, she thought as she continued making her rounds in the castle, avoiding Celestia's guards as she went.

[Lord Loki]

K-Bar snorted irritably and walked off. That didn't go as expected, she thought as she continued making her rounds in the castle, avoiding Celestia's guards as she went.

"she sooooo wants me." *Shwartz said as she walked out of the shadows and back to her post.*

[Skullbuster]

as k bar walked by, night wing looked at her, then ckuckled to himself and shook his head

[Power Ten]

as k bar walked by, night wing looked at her, then ckuckled to himself and shook his head

"You find something funny, jackass?" She glared at Night Wing.

[Skullbuster]

"oh nothing" he said with a smirk