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Main 6 are your SLAVES! Assign jobs.


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All right the main 6 ponies of the show become your slaves for eternity.

Please assign jobs for the ponies.

 

Here's my job picks:

 

Twilight Sparkle- helps me with my studies

Pinkie Pie- is the main chef of the house

Rainbow Dash- my fitness instructor

Applejack- yard work

Rarity- my fashion designer for male clothing

Fluttershy- sings to me when I'm depressed

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EMANCIPATION

 

Okay, again, hypothetical only because I'd never dare enslave another. I would assign the six of them to form a multimedia company in my name with their respective talents, Twilight administering the others and reporting directly to me. They would then make me tons of money. Beyond that they'd be free to do as they wished and would receive generous salaries, as long as I get a cut so I can live a lazy life.

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All of them - Help me figure out a way for them to return to Equestria so they can be free and safe.

I would do the same thing, although if I did have to use them for something, I would have them become fellow light workers to spread truth, peace, and happiness throughout the world (or at least in my community)

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I'm just waiting for someone to say something shockingly vulgar.

Aren't we all?

Something shockingly vulgar

 

Nah, what I would do is make them all work as my personal sex slaves help me build a portal to Equestria and we can all go there and be happy.

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Not gonna call them slaves, how about room mates? In which case I would assign them responsibilities that they'd take care of same as me.

 

Twilight - Keeps the kitchen clean

Flutthershy - Helps me to clean and take care of my pets

Rainbow Dash - Helps me to bulid confidence against intimidating people

Apple Jack - Preps dinner

Rarity - She will help me with the laundry

Pinkie Pie - When guests come over, she helps me to entertain!

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"Slave" is a pretty strong word. I'll just call them my "Best friends who help out all the time". Plus, I would repay the favour to them aswell :)

 

Twilight: Help me with schoolwork

 

Fluttershy: Take care of my dog AND be an adorable best friend to me :wub:

 

Rainbow Dash: Beat the shit out of my enemies >:-)

 

Applejack: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AJ! >:-(

 

Rarity: Make me a new suit!

 

Pinkie: Bake me some cakes AND throw parties :D

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It is wrong, but this is a hypothetical so I'll treat it as such. If I was King Sombra or some other dark overlord I would assign:

 

Rarity: Head of house staff

Twilight: Military Advisor

Rainbow: Guard Captian

Flutters: Stable pony

Applejack: Kitchen chef and logistics

Pinkie pie: Jester

 

As I look at this now, many of these position are not slave like...hmmmmm well, how about I say the mane six are on my staff and not slaves. Really only one job for a slave, whatever work I think of.

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Rarity - My queen :D She'd help me conquer all of the other fanbases of every other pony so that way there will only be the Rarity master race left :umad:

 

Applejack - Bodyguard/Professional Chew Purchaser.

 

Fluttershy - Makusu abuser :D Have you seen her when she's angry?

 

Twilight - Technology-doer. I'm not very tech smart :D

 

Pinkie Pie - Jester.

 

Rainbow Dash - Vehicle. I'll never be late to school again :D

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I can think of several kinds of "jobs" if you know what I mean one of them starting with the word "blow". Oh okay, I am just kidding I will probably just let them go.

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Can't take my mind out of the gutter long enough to come up with SFW things for them to do, sorry </3 This topic just reeks of wanting NSFW things xD

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>twilight:conquering all of North America with her alicorn magic

>Rainbow dash:Sonic rainbooming any military resistance against my newly formed empire

>Pinkie pie: Master of minitruth, she remembers everything about her friends, especially their worst fears.

>Fluttershy: Master of minilove, because that stare can affect humans now too, and animals make great spies

>Applejack: Minister of agriculture. Because my new slave army needs minimal food in order to take South America.

>Rarity: Polishes my boots, and tries her best not to annoy me into sending her to a Gulag.

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Rarity: Clean and iron my clothes (you damn b*** don't ruin them!!)

Twilight: Do my math calculation while i wind this copper wires, oh yes, and do my Calculus 3 exam, and then OP amps 2

Rainbow: uhm... how many kilograms can she hold in flight? here, take this JDAM and bomb Fluttershy's home, then take this Beretta and kill my neighbour's dog, when you are done wait in my bedroom

Flutters: Target pratice... i need her as a target... don't move.. or do.. it is up to you...

Applejack: i need to lift that car, put your back under it.. after all you have "jack" in your name right?

Pinkie pie: wait in my bedroom, and wear those socks

 

 

mah too much black metal this morning

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Pinkie Pie can tend to organising local concerts I put on for charity

Applejack can tend to my plants and flowers in my garden

Fluttershy can take my dog for walks, feed her, clean up after her, etc

Rarity can do my laundry

Twilight will do my university assignments

Rainbow Dash could probably do my grocery shopping as she could do it rather quickly.

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Twilight: Transportation *via teleport, everywhere*

 

Rarity: Force her to do my make up when I'm feeling girly.

 

Rainbow Dash: Bodygaurd

 

Applejack: Fieldwork/Mobile Lie Detector

 

Pinkie Pie: Chef/Entertainment/Toture Device for my Enemies

 

Fluttershy: Obligatory Cuddle Buddy/ Personal Vetinarian

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I wouldn't make the ponies do anything super exhausting or anything harmful.

However...

 

AppleJack: Make pies for me.

 

Rarity: Clean the house.

 

FlutterShy: Make sure my pets are healthy and happy.

 

Twilight: Do my homework.

 

PinkiePie: Be there whenever I need cheering up.

 

RainbowDash: I don't care about you. So, go do my arons.

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I would straight away free them from slavery and try my best to be friends to them :)

 

I hate slavery and I'm sure they would to!

 

They would make amazing friends though, so I would go for that :)!

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Pinkie Pie: Be free

Applejack: Be free

Fluttershy: Be free

Rarity: Be free

Twilight: Be free

Rainbow Dash: Be free

Pretty much this.

 

 

But i would like to be Raritys slave, if she so desires. :wub:

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