Gusty Velvet

Did you pups know... Friendship = Magic? Guess what? it is THE ONLY MAGIC...you will ever know... FUCKING...enjoy it!

:Leans back, glances to right, then left, shifts hooves and grins: Le.. :stops and clears throat, peering about yet again before grinning from ear to ear before typing: Lets get us some Rarnata!...RARITYxSONATA!

:twitchs: ...... :twitchs again: That was...amazing... -.- Your Sister Maud would be proud, then again, it should have been about Rocks...cough.

She has since moved on from her hip widening love for Peanut Butter crackers, and has now formed a Band!!!!!....with some might argue, the best song of the film..cough. Lets talk some Human Trixie!!!!! Trixie, todate is thee MOST popular, one/two episode Ponies. Unlike Gilda (BRING HER BACK FOR SEASON 5 YOU ASSHOLES!!!) Trixie has won the heart of millions with her 3rd person speech, her need for approval and want for better then she has. She is VERY human, and relatable in these attributes and we as fans...well, we love her?!...eeeeeeeeyup! Trixie in EQgirls was, well..a phone in. "Hey look guyz! It's Trixie!!!!! Lol, new memes inbound!" Trixie in Rainbow Rocks.....well, it changed EVERYTHING. Suddenly the Human world of EQgirls, has a "bully", suddenly it has a "bad girl" that isnt a Siren, and most of all its given THIS VERSION of Trixie Depth!! "But Gusty, Trixie has huuuuuuuuuuuge depth in season 1 and...." OBJECTION!!! That is PONY Trixie..this is HUMAN Trixie, who up to this point was poking Sweete-bot for more crackers. Now she is well, interesting. How has this changed the realm of EQgirls, will Trixie have a further impact on the mane6 (screw you Twiley..Sunny is the new Multihared heroine!) or will she degrade from her growing stance of Band Leader, several line holder, and costume changed persona (rare in an animated program) having character, back down to a one liner holding cracker loving, background girl?

Is it wrong to cling to such a silly character Quirk? Sonata Dusk, the air head, the ditz the valley girl of the Sirens. Paired with the Zira-esq leader, and the strong armed bully type who is basicly Starscream of MLP, she is ment for comedy...but damnit, somethin about her makes us Bronies squeeeee. .....So ya, I got a few Stickers, and a wall scroll of our dear Siren in her pose and doing the "It's Taco Tuesday!!!!".... And ya...I will admit, I kinda am planning on eating Taco's and making a good ol, wwe push for "Taco Tuesday" to all my friends from now on...I mean, why not? Is it really any differnt then spouting lines like "friendship is magic" or "hmm, needs to be 20% cooler!". If the take away from this is, Sonata is best Siren, then dagnabit...lets start shipping her with Sunset, like...TODAY!! :Ponders, rubbing his chin: Scratch that...:breaks out middle school thumb eraser: Ship her with Pinkie Pie....yes..YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

:crawls out from under his bridge, to Troll: Sigh...Vinyl..DJ Pon-3....why must you be such a flash in the pan for the purpose of the modern day "I R need me some Dubsteps!!". Her soul purpose in the film, was to go "Hey teenagers! Do you like your Wubs! We know you do! look here she is, your wub-sona!!!!!!! But more head phones with her Cutie mark!!!" I get it, i reaaaaaaaaaaaly do. I do understand the popularity of a background pony becoming hype. (cough Derpy). But unlike say, Lyra/Bonbon hype from Rainbow Rocks (ie the mere whisper of a Lesbian couple, in a time and date of human society that gays are being "stream lined") Vinyl is JUST a marketing toy, unlike a "hey, we are cool with you loving other girls/boys if your a girl/boy" scheme that is a Lyra/bonbon cheek/sexy eye contact, moment. Vinyl Scratch, IS COOL! :clears throat: She is!! Hell, i like her! That swagger, that ego, that pumped movement of "damn I am my own person, i can move this flank giiiiiiiiiiiiirl!"....omg i respect that! I soooooooooooo am down with any character, in...well..anything! That is all "I am my own persona, and i beat my own drum!". The problem is, well, she isnt... She IS, a modern market funded key to unlock the "dubstep wub loving modern gene to watch our ponies" tool. "HEY KIDS! DO YOU LOVE DUBSTEP AND OVER SIZED HEAD PHONES...SO DO WE!"...here is a Pony for you to stitch onto your flat brimmed hats (ugh...) and swagger around in! Vinyl is great, she has so much FAN potential...wait, what was that Gusty? Thats right, I said it I said FAN potential. Look at youtube, search for Vinyl scratch animations...go too fanfiction.org, search for Octy/Vinyl romance stories..... The reality is, the FANS OF MY LITTLE PONY, has developed this character...NOT hasbro, or dhx. WE BUILT her, WE GAVE HER LIFE, past her marketing gymic of being a dubstep pony. THIS-IS-WHAT-YOU-SEE-IN-HER! You see what WE gave her, not what THEY, gave her. That being said, in the film, she IS her Marketing skin. Voiceless, shallow, empty and "look I R make dah wubs!". You as a fan of her, you are seeing the "look its Octys girl!" or "oh snap Vinyl be working them wubby hips and hair yo!". But to the none fans all they see is a sell-face, for the -hype music today- gen. I respect her...scratch that, I respect what the FANS have done for her. Given her a loving relationship with her polar oppisitie, and just like what we have done for Derpy, making her a Mother, a successful buisness mare and an icon for those who have challenge that CAN contribute too society, Vinyl IS MORE then what the petty marketing joes have "presented us". TLDR, Vinyl in this film is..shallow and empty, she is not the Rav Mare that I picture coming home, half drunk/high, grinning from bass in her ears, silently sneaking into her bed room, cleaning up, and curling up with the epitome of high societys black maned beauty who turns to her lover in silent "humph..your late" and taken a blue haired punk into her lean arms and curling tight in love, trust and mutual love and respect for the true souls speech..ie music. This film WASTED Vinyl, it used her to sell toys, and thats just..wrong.. But hey, I am a Roleplayer, a Romantic, and frankly a lonely asshole who sees things his own way, what do I know? eh?!

Anything..and I do mean..ANYTHING... That has Sunset Shimmer, taken the full time role of "The Sixth element" in human society (ie EQgirls). So we can FULLY dismiss, Twilight Sparkle..no hate, I do love me some Purple horny, do not get me wrong. But Sunset is being pushed so hard right now for Summer Slam, that to just make the 3rd film ANOTHER attempt at milk-toast "Hey guys...the human world is JUST LIKE Equestria!" will make me want to die.... Shimmey has EARNED her spot, give her the Element of Unity, give her the role she was BORN to play, one of leadership, redemption and...most of all...DO NOT LET THE HUMAN WORLD TWILIGHT PLAY ANY DAMN PART PAST A LAME SUB-THEME TOO THE MOVIE...... I swear...on Celestia's massive, cake and pie fattend flank...if human Twilight, shows up, and suddenly becomes the human Element of Magic, I am going to throw up all over Tara Strong. TLDR, MORE SUNSET SHIMMER, MORE..MORE..MOOOOOOOOOOOAR!

Clearly, the answer is Sonata Dusk....a femme who can stuff herself on Taco Tuesday = win! Go fat hips and round bellied females go! Screw Modern narrow flanked society, femmes are ment to carry weight!