Batbrony

*cue dramatic entrance* Hello everypony, and welcome to my inner sanctum, my... Derp Cave, if you will. I am called by many names, the Derp Knight, Muffin Mare, but you may refer to me as... Batbrony!!! I am the forum's resident guardian of the night, protecting both the innocents of this forum as well as muffin-lovers worldwide from those who would smear either the good name of this forum, or, even worse, the good name of muffins.

Some of you may be wondering what I do when I'm not a brooding creature of the night, and I'm sorry to say that I can only divulge so much information. However, I have prepared an... alibi of sorts, to satisfy your curiosity (keep in mind, some or all of the following information may or may not be a clever ruse, designed to protect my identity and, more importantly, the safety of those ponies closest to me from any of my enemies who would want to do me harm).

I have just graduated from Hillsdale College magna cum laude and with a B.A. and departmental honors in American Studies, after four years of rigorously studying philosophy, American history, literature, politics, and most importantly, Henry Adams.  In a few weeks I will assume a position as an intern at Preserve Historic Sleeping Bear for the summer, which should prove to be a rather useful cover for the time being.  During the day, I carry out mundane activities to pass the hours, such as gaming, working-out, or reading fanfics, as I eagerly anticipate the coming of the night when I may assume my alter ego and continue my duties of protection. My interests include history, literature, theology, video games, comic books, movies, working-out, football, good animated films and television programs, Christianity, and most importantly, muffins. I aspire to continue my mission of the night alongside a certain masked superhero who operates in Gotham City, but he has yet to return my phone calls or emails, so if that doesn't work out, I guess I'd settle for doing work in historical conservation, such as at a Civil War battlefield, as a cover for my greater mission! Well, that's all I have to say, and all that anypony really needs to know about me!

Remember everypony, you need not fear trolls or muffin-haters on this forum, so long as I am here to vigilantly watch over and protect my domain!!! Sure, uh, _{Feld0 and the moderators may do most of the work,}but, trust me, they leave the rest of the duties of protecting this site to me!!!!! And nopony promotes muffins on this website like me, and don't you forget it!!! So, uhhhhh, yeah, I guess that's all I really have to say about myself, so, ummmmmmmmmmm... HEY, WHAT'S THAT!!!!! *points behind you*

Remember everypony, I am the night... and muffins rule! *cue dramatic exit*

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