Alright, so initially I was going to kick this off with "Iron Sky", but I didn't want to have to remember this particular movie any longer than I had to. I'm gonna go ahead and say that this was the worst film I have ever tried to sit through. I say "tried" because I finally put an end to it after an hour of torture. For me to stop a movie midway through really says something about the movie.

Now, where do I start? How about this? This movie takes itself far too seriously. Come on, people! This is a film about Nazis (if we wanna get specific, Dr. Mengele and his buds) living in an enormous subterranean cavern underneath Antarctica. How can you POSSIBLY try to make that a serious film?! I believe that this movie would have been much more enjoyable if it had simply taken itself as lightly as "Iron Sky" or "Sharknado".

My next complaint about this movie stems from some of the props used. I don't care what kind of movie you're making or what your budget is, but you do NOT use Nerf guns as props in your movies! Even if they're modified and repainted! There is ALWAYS a better alternative. Seriously, the Nerf "Raider" and "Maverick" made several appearances throughout the movie. I don't understand why they were there! A man standing next to one of the dudes with a "Raider" was holding a decked out P90 SMG (which I do believe was recycled several times throughout the film). So let me get this straight, instead of purchasing cheap, but believable armament for the whole cast, you blew it all on a single P90 and borrowed your kids' Nerf guns? The fuck, man?

On top of that, most of the acting was simply terrible. A couple of people seemed to know what they were doing, but I often felt like I was watching a really shitty high school video project.

What this all adds up to is a movie that is unbelievably terrible, and not even in an endearing way. This is a movie that has gone beyond the point of "so bad it's good". I was not even slightly entertained throughout the 56 minutes of my life I wasted watching it. Avoid this one like it's the plague. Trust me.

OVERALL RATING:

absolute shit/10