Good evening, everypony!
Wait, that's not right...
Ehhhhhhhhh, that's a bit more serious of an entrance than I'm going for here. Let's see... ah, here we go!
Perfect! Reserved, classic, and sophisticated, that's how we do it up in here!
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, me! Yes, it's me! I'm here, uh, in this moment where life isn't pulling me in four different directions, none of which unfortunately lead to MLP
