So yes, hey everyone. I'm that guy... who wrote this damn thing. Imagine me sitting in a comfy chair with a bath robe and a book. Now, behind the chair is a fireplace.
Now imagine the comfy chair in flames because of how badly positioned it was. Now imagine the entire house on fire and destroyed. Now imagine me on the streets, desperately trying to gain attention and make money by telling stories... for free.
Can you see it? Can you see how desperate I am for attention? If your answer is
