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I don't like this episode either, you know. You don't have to all stand on my kitchen table. :okiedokielokie:
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That means get out of my house.
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*The Dark Quivit Army leaves my house and breaks my dining room*
For the love of... *sigh* Alright, where was I??
Oh, yes, of course.
It's the holidays, and you know what that means!
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VACATIONS!
Yes, yes, some of you who follo
Y'know what I just realized?
It's time for the SEASON FOUR WRAP UP OF MY LITTLE PENIS: FUCKING IS MAGIC!
We're only four episodes to the conclusion of season four! Can you believe it? I can't believe it. Can you believe it? I can't believe it. Can you believe it? And with this comes a few announcements for the "schedule" of future reviews. I intend to wrap up season four by the end of this month on June 30th. Yes, that's two weeks away, which means today we re
Previously on Zorc and Pals...
PrymeStriker: I've scheduled a meeting with a board of feminists and that conference room isn't going to bomb itself.
Discord: Okay, but only if you fondle my balls while you're down there.
Scorpan: yo, deez ponies ain't so bad, I'd smash 'em
Tirek: no, daz gey
PrymeStriker: It's like 9/11. A pleasant surprise.
Twilight Princess Sparkle: Yeah, Celestia, this is your dumbest idea yet. And this is comi
Welcome back to the season four wrap-up of My Little Pony: Friendship is Why the Fuck Am I Still Watching This Fucking Show!
Here we are. The end of season four, the end of the "what did I think of this episode back when it aired" arc-thingy, and on our 99th review facing the second part of this finale as Review #100. There's a lot to wrap up around here and very little time to do it. I've scheduled a meeting with a board of feminists and that conference room isn't going
Welcome back to the season four wrap-up of My Little Friendship: Pony is Magic/AIDS!
Today, we're taking a look at the penultimate episode before the two-part season finale, Equestria G-...........wait a minute....................okay, no, good, that says "Equestria Games", not "Equestria Girls". *shivers*........ Ooookay...so, this is the episode that finally finishes the Equestria Games arc that we've been building up since the twelfth episode of season three: "Games Po
Wh
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...Hmm...I must've been smoking something (likely weed, given that quote is from 4/20), 'cause I always remembered this as a really bad episode. Eh, well, let's see which two evils I go with. This is "Trade Ya".
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So this episode opens up with some of the worst exposition I've ever heard. Pink
Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3 / Somebody please decapitate me / I need some weed or a nose full of speed / I like big tits.............err...........greed.
There, I finally wrote out a poem that's not a haiku and it only took me 77 entries to do so. Now you can all shower me with money and hot naked women. What did I think of this episode when it first aired?
................K. This is "Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3"
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Just before we begin, I'd like some props for this episode literally being 4x20 without me making any Applejack eats celery/smokes weed jokes.......................................
...mostly because there were no opportunities to do so. Anyways, blazeit:
Really now? Well, if "For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils" is any indication, then maybe this season can save itself after all.
....wait a minute, I just remembered something. Josh Haber wrote this epis
What did I episode of this think when aired it first?
Really now? Hmmmmmm.....those are some big shoes to fill. Well, let's see how time can fuck things up. This is "For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils".
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This episode opens up with Sweetie Belle waiting on Rarity to overview the costumes she made for her school play. However, Rarity is f
Praise the day chopped sperm tail medley was invented as a dish. Let's see what my opinions were on this episode when it first aired:
........Well, I've not written such thrilling, well-thought out reviews with my classic stamp of comedy since "Simple Ways". Let's dive into "Maud Pie".
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So this episode begins with all the ponies
Ah, right, so...why wasn't there a review last week.......hmmmmmmm.....
...College applications? Yeah, that's a good excuse. I'll go with that. College applications.
Right, so, let's take a look at my opinions on this episode back when it first aired:
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The fuck?
...............I didn't post anything about "Somepony to Watch Over Me" when it aired?
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Just the title of this episode alone makes me want to go to my nearest orphanage and burn it down with a single Molotov cocktail, and then film it and use it as my Patreon trailer. Let's see if my sour-ass memories were shared when it first aired.
.......................th....the fuck? I liked the Breezie episode? B....But I thought that I thought this episode was trash! Well, I also thought I could speak English and breathe, but time has a way of changing things. And how. Let's see if th
So I put up a banner....
Okay, let's see. "Twilight Time".........................................................................................................................
FINALLY! A WHOLE EPISODE ABOUT TWILIGHT MASTURBATING!
It's like the Pony Gods have answered my prayers. This'll be rrriiiiiiich. Alright, as per matter of course, it's time to take a trip down memory lane and see what I thought about this episode when it first aired.
Wow. That was the most
So I trench through the bullshit fuckazoid of "Rainbow Falls" and the unusually crap Discord episode of "Three's A Crowd" to be rewarded with "Pinkie Pride" and the ability to skip "Simple Ways"................for this piece of shit.
Luckily, to my recollection, "Filli Vanilli" was the episode that marked a turnaround in season four. Whereas with the first half of the season, every other episode was a steaming pile of horseshit, the second half stayed pretty consistent in quality. Ex
On the down side, I couldn't get to the review on Friday due to reasons I've mentioned elsewhere.
On the up side, I have changed my avatar/morphed my form into something much more...aesthetically pleasing...than what I had before. Don't ask where this face comes from.
Anyways, on to bigger and better things. This, is "Rainbow Falls".
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Wait, this is "Rainbow Falls"?
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AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwFFFFFFF
Once upon a time, there was this prick named PrymeStriker.
He hated an episode called "Rainbow Falls".
He's dead now.
The End.
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Well, I see we've redecorated around here. I don't like it. It means I have to reformat my series accordingly. And when every space is a double
I'm still kind of dead from "Rainbow Falls"...*vomit*
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God I hope this is better than "Rainbow Falls". "Three's A Crowd" opens up with Spike receiving the mail. Twilight immediately murders Spike, however, so that she can catch hold of the mail and see if Princess Cadence said yes to coming over this weekend. Is this the Equestrian equivalent to going down in the DMs?
As my childhood slowly comes to a close, I constantly wonder how the fuck I'm going to get myself out of this mess. Turning 18 has got to be one of my biggest challenges, behind fucking one of the Kardashians and watching Equestria Girls. And yet, the inevitable is being laid upon me within due time. I have a mere 6 days of irresponsibility left. I'm gonna have to see what kind of Hell I can put people through before the bills start flooding my bank account. 18 years of bullshit. In the meantime
*shivers*
There's no place like home....there's no place like home.
Yes there is, it's called Canterlot High.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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*ahem*
Sorry, everyone. I'm a bit......on edge these days. Ever since treading the ground My Little Pony: Equestria Girls, I haven't been quite the same. My blood pressure's spiked and I think I'm growing a vagina on my neck. This would be the third time this has happened, as only two other incidents have caused such a reaction
There have been many trials in my life that I've had to overcome.
I've had to overcome getting slaughtered by the FBI when they crushed me into a bloody pile of sludge with two military trucks.
I've had to overcome being tortured in the fiery pits of Hell and still laughing in the face of the devil himself.
I've had to overcome dueling one-on-one with Gandhi in the ultimate Pokemon match.
I've had to overcome digging the fleas out of Satan's ass after his trip to Detroit.
But
YES!
FINALLY, after two long years of this shit, I finally get to review.......
A BEATLES ALBUM!
Ladies and Gentleman, please roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour!
Now, I must say, Magical Mystery Tour is one of the Beatles' best albums, even if it was originally not part of their official discography. But since the US already compiled the 1967 singles with the original British Magical Mystery Tour EP, it was more c
Previously on My Little Stony: The Recap I Did for "A Canterlot Wedding (Part 2)" Was Better
Punk-Ass Decepticon: "When the bad seeds are planted, and you dare shed a tear, that's when you know that the end will be near"
PryamidStriker: "Who the fuck wrote this on my computer monitor? Better yet, why in red sharpie?"
Twilight Sparkle: "Sarah, this is an intervention. We're concerned about you."
Aang: "WELL WHEN YOU FIGURE OUT A WAY TO DEFEAT THE FIRE LORD WITHOUT TAKING HIS LIFE
"When the bad seeds are planted, and you dare shed a tear, that's when you know that the end will be near".
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Who the fuck wrote this on my computer monitor? Better yet, why in red sharpie?
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Well, folks, it seems I have a freeloader in my house trying to fuck with me. I'll have to multitask for this review. Watch the episode, write down the events and take notes, and polish my shotgun. I promise that's not a euphemism this time. Meanwhile
Okay, so, it's a little later than usual for the uploading of an entry compared to previous schedules, but I couldn't be assed to write a review until now have been spending the past couple of days reviewing the Celestianite bibles for more information about the Crystalling, as well as conducting my own research. There seems to be a great deal of people, Celestianite or otherwise, that believe in the Crystalling and think it's going to tear the fandom apart. And my proposal to stopping this even
"Putting Your Hoof Down"?
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So...are you killing your hoof? Or are you being told to put it down because it was raised but nobody wants to hear your answer? In either case...
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I've got a BIRD IN THE HOOF FOR YOUUUUUUUu.
Spoilers ahead.
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Walter dies on the floor at the end of Breaking Bad.
What? I di