Disclaimer: Best read in the voice of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw” Also NSFW for those who care for some reason...
So the Season 5 ponies are finally here.
Sweet Celestia! It’s been almost a year.
But after giving a view, I said, “it’s one stretched to two!”
So to me this was a quite dull premiere.
I say this partly because I like to provide some short, concise yet poetic writing to contrast the overlong drag that was Cutie Mapless, but mostly because I need a valve for my catharsis and I cannot
