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Getting back into Smash Bros tournaments

I used to play and make Youtube videos actively for the Smash Bros Melee scene and I'm considering returning. My favorite thing about going to tournaments was recording myself playing the game with others and uploading individual funny moments to Youtube. Want to check out my latest 1?       It would be nice if I could gain subscribers again, but even if I don't, I think I'm going to return just to help out the new players get better. Playing to win is too stressful

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Potential Girlfriend

She's my manager at my shame job who's 3 years older than me (30), probably 30-50 LBS heavier than I'd prefer, and the only female to express a lot of interest in me. She clearly has a muscle fetish because she has groped my arms often, and with no attempt at subtly, holds my hand openly in front of everyone. She's trying really hard to get me, so... why not give her a shot? I'm a sex-obsessed pervert and I would really like to have someone to get sexy with. She's just a little bit too heavy for

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restART

I quit competitive gaming, entirely. I don’t even have the motivation to make moment videos anymore. It feels like a chore. Playing competitive games is too hard. Everyone’s always trying to win. The only way to compete against that is to compete. It’s a retardedly simple idea, but I’m sure you get it. Players are only valued or respected when they’re good. From my perception, you’re only respected if you’re among the top 10% of players at local levels. At national/world levels, you have to be a

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Workaholism

IDK how I am compared to average, but I think I'm a very industrious person. If I have an opportunity to work, I will. I work a full time job that usually gives me 35-40 hours/week, I workout every night for 1.5 hours, I'm frequently practicing against bots on the hardest difficulty in Quake Live to prepare for Quake Champions, record myself in case something worth putting on Youtube happens, I listen to commentary/news videos at 2x speed so I can hear more things faster, I like and comment on r

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Breaks Are Very Good, Take Them

I'll whine forever that my rageretirement ruined my channel, costing me 751 subscribers from peak count to current lowest count. But 1 perk about the long break was that it let me reset my perspective and strategies for what I do. I escaped the mental trap of routines and could start planning with new strategies. My video banners aren't well designed. Initially, I trusted FoxInShadow (the best clop artist ♥) to design them for me and they have flaws. The controller my OC is holding looks much mo

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100% pure shameless self promotion

I've returned to the competitive Melee scene and I'm recording and uploading funny moment videos again. Want to subscribe to either of my channels? https://www.youtube.com/user/UsurperKingZantwill host individual moment clips and https://www.youtube.com/user/AlterKingZant will host moment compilations   I prefer the individual clip format because It shows off only the main event and I can make witty titles to them if I'm clever enough. Compilation videos feel like a random assortment to me. I

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Youtube Channel Hibernation

CSGO is so easy. You have no idea how little skill this game takes... Relative to Quake. Counter-Strike is an FPS series about killing still low health enemies. Everyone is easy to kill. Quake is the exact opposite of this game and the skill demand is excessive (which is a good thing). Characters move fast, can take a long time to kill, and can regenerate their health & armor. Good players can predict where you are, what health & armor you're at, and can control item respawn timers. How

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Maybe I Should Give Up My Last Friend

We've tried to coordinate gaming at his house twice in 2 weeks and both times failed due to lack of communication on his part. He doesn't want me on the days he failed to get shit together that he couldn't do them because of who knows what shit. A warning would be nice. I've had issues with this guy before. If I abandon him, I'll be truly friendless in person. He was hardly even a friend anyways   Coordinating anything with him is a selfish request though. I'd hate to be with anyone else becau

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Advertising CSGO Videos On Reddit Again

I hate advertising my videos on Reddit because it feels like I'm doing nothing but spamming the forum users with simple content that anyone can make that isn't what they're interested in. CSGO's an esports game and in my experience with Melee, they hate casual play. I don't know if CSGO's (competitive?) community views casual play. The thing about my channel is that I play a lot and a lot of moments happen, so a lot of moments end up on my channel. I hope I filter my videos well enough so that o

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Youtube Regrets

The biggest mistake I ever made on Youtube was fast forwarding my Melee moments from 3 videos/week to 3 videos/day. I know it's suicidal but I had a death wish. I've already explained this. My subscriber loss would have been slower and lower until its run out in 2019 and by that time, I would have collected years worth of PC FPS videos. My subscriber views/video would also have remained in the 3+ digits unlike what it is now, usually 15 views   But there's a problem with this. I didn't learn h

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No 1, Relatively, Ever Even Liked Me In Smash Bros Melee's Community

https://68.media.tumblr.com/8a65462955fa673a093c67682645e93b/tumblr_ok6b5uNkWu1r3mfzpo1_1280.png   This is just a status too long to post on Twitter   I don’t really like my subscriber base on Youtube which is mainly occupied by Melee players. I’ve always had disloyalty throughout my channel’s history and ever since 1 month before I quit Melee (April 11, 2016), it has almost never gained a subscriber on any day. No 1 appreciated the (amount of) work I put towards Melee, relatively speaking.

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CSGO & SSBM Funny Moment Playlists

Just to introduce my channel, I'm a funny moment video uploader formerly for Smash Bros Melee and currently for Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. I made a famous Melee video called "It Takes Guts to be AMAZING" and I currently have 4,425 subscribers. Want to see what I've done?   CSGO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=909DWGdw-tU&list=UUtu4yuaEIBcYYMnZie43sfQ   SSBM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj_54hAA3f0&list=PUtu4yuaEIBcYYMnZie43sfQ

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Hit Record, [insult]

This is just to help put social pressure on me to help me not forget to hit record when I'm playing games that I want to make funny moment videos of. I need social facilitation to help improve what I do. Typing up a blog about this mistake helps ingrain it in my mind better to help me remember. I can't show you the epic things that didn't get recorded because they didn't, but for fun, he's what I missed being able to show everyone   T on Mirage 5 consecutive AWP kills in a 10 second span   C

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Bad Future Sight

I fast forwarded my moment video backlog to publishing a new video every 8 hours because I wanted my Melee career to end. I thought I'd play FPSs as actively as I played Melee, but strategies have changed. A lot of my time off from work is currently spent working out to maintain my health and youth while I still have them. The daily routine lasts 1.5 hours, the little pre-workout ritual to prepare myself for it lasts .5-1 hours, and after the workout, I'm too tired to play for 1-2 hours. I also

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Not Seeing You Is More Fun

If I ever follow, or even merely like, someone online, I avoid ever seeing photos of themselves in real life. Not knowing their real life counter-parts make them more interesting. Online, people can be limited to their usernames, avatars, text, and maybe whatever else they want to share. You get to learn their semi-anonymous side that they might hide in real life. You get to know someone by how they want to present themselves, with fewer social restrictions. I'd never upload photos nor videos of

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I Quit Live Streaming

I don't have the personality for it. I'm a completely silent introvert who never talks and it's not entertaining. I don't have someone to outsource being entertaining to. It's a waste of my time and everyone else's. I used to live stream to grow my Smash Bros Melee reputation and use it as an alternative to Youtube in case bad things happened to my channel, like getting hacked or suspended. But also, it was just another way to entertain the Melee community. It would be easy for me at tournaments

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Being A Ghost

I've been thinking; if a famous tournament series runs another tournament in the same location as this year, a mall for top1%ers, I wonder how people would react if my name was on the registration list and assigned to a certain pool. People would have to look for me to find me though because no 1 knows me. I wonder if the news would spread to me. I also wonder what would happen if I dropped a stack of business cards for my Youtube & Twitch channels there. Would Melee players talk about me? I

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Want To Be Part Of My Live Streams?

Streaming alone is difficult and a little bit awkward. Want to be part of the show? You can add me on Steam and Battle.net, if you'd like. My Steam page is http://steamcommunity.com/id/HeartIsNakedand my BN is HEART#12458. I tend to stream whenever I feel like it which is usually after midnight EST. I mainly play Overwatch, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Call of Duty Modern Warfare Remastered (When it'll launch) and Quake Champions (When it launches too). Even if you don't have these games on

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Stupid Buyer's Guide For Low Lag Gaming

Shameful disclosure, I'm not even getting paid to type this blog. It's just a little PSA, sort of, about what readers can buy to improve their gaming experiences. But really, everyone hates lag and not everyone knows nor cares about reducing lag. I've talked to competitive Smash Bros Brawl online players about it and they're ignorant and apathetic, and they're the kind of gamers who should be raging the hardest about lag   In most modern games, net code has improved so they'll still be playabl

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Dethroned From Melee

January 2, 2009 - April 10, 2016 were the best 7 years, 3 months, and 8 days of my life. I had a lot of fun and friends and I've never seen them ever again, except 1 of them when we played OW together at his house. But beyond that, I just don't care about this game anymore. Really, I'm just too disinterested to care anymore. Fame is nice, but it's not worth doing the work I did for the amount of fame I got. I'm just so apathetic, or maybe that's my current mood right now. I just recently woke up

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