Hi guys! I'm Callisto. You might remember me as someone who was super active from 2013-2015. Not so much, now. I don't think I'm gonna be returning to frequent activity, either, but I might be around. This post is just to tell you what I've been up to!
First and foremost, I like MLP again! Quite a lot, in fact. I never thought it would happen, but I'm glad it did. It makes me just as happy as it used to. I guess I just needed a break. I love Starlight a lot, Season 6 was great, Seaso
So, yeah, hi there! After months of absence, I'm here again! I'm certain none of you remember or even knew me in the first place, but well, I'm here!
So, why did I leave in the first place? Well, mainly it was other interests pulling me in some other directions. That and, well...my opinion of MLP isn't the highest anymore. I don't think it's bad, it's just kind of...bland? I dunno. It doesn't really appeal to me anymore, is the gist.
I'm here because, well, I missed this place! I'm too a
Like I said in my reflection of the past two years, I'm a very different person now. I used to be this weird, sarcastic, guy who was often depressed and bitter. Now I'm a cheerful, bubbly girl who's almost always happy. I feel like I've alienated some people, truthfully. I think people who've known me for a long time might think this is fake.
But it isn't. This is who I've always - the bright, happy girly-girl. It's just been hidden. Even I didn't realize it. I was just too scared to admit.
So, after playing it for over a year, I reset Animal Crossing: New Leaf. And...I kinda regret it, honestly. But, we can work with it! I'll be documenting my shenanigans as the mayor of Lucia! Here! Everyday!
So, on this first day, not much happened. I became the mayor, like you do, and met some villagers. I think the ones I had were Hopper, Skippy, Sterling, Willow, and...another one. Can't remember his name. Not super fond of any of them, but that was the case with my first town, too.
A lot can change in two years.
A little over two years ago, I joined MLPF. I didn't expect to stay for long; I never tend to stick with forums. But, for some reason, this place just clicked with me and I stuck around.
Like I said, a lot can change in two years, and a lot has changed. My personality has changed a lot; I'm a lot nicer and more social. I'm more fun to be around, my taste in media has changed a lot, I'm more laidback about a lot of things, I even identify as a different gend
You may have noticed my lack of activity. I haven't been posting, I haven't been writing reviews...I just haven't been around in general. This is due to a few reasons: mainly, I just haven't felt good, mentally. I've just felt so defeated and depressed. I haven't felt like doing much of anything. Secondly, I've been very stressed out, mostly with school. These two things have limited my activity.
So, what about the future? Well, I should be a little more active going forward, but there's no
I made some characters to compliment the NIAJH, or Nation Internation Association of Justice and Heroics.
The Internation National Corporation of Evil And Villainy (INCEV)
Mr. Evil: The leader of the NIAEV. Has only one actual arm; his other arm is a cannon. Laughs a lot.
The Toymaker: A old toy maker gone mad. He attacks with toy guns, boomerangs, and other things.
The Rocket: A woman who can fly, but only up; she can not steer at all. Fires missiles from hands.
Thorn:
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Here's some cowboys and their rivals:
Taterhead Jim: Member of the Riverville Cowboy Group. Has potato shaped head. That is his only interesting feature.
Sparkly Francis: Member of the Riverville Cowboy Group. Is always silent. He shoots things a lot.
Ready Freddy: Member of the Riverville Cowboy Group. Is super hyper active, and can run at super sonic speeds.
Dave: Member of the Riverville Cowboy Group. He's just sorta there.
Apple Torso
#3: Generation Six (X/Y)
Objectively, these are probably the best games in the series. And they are really great games, with the gameplay polished to perfection, stunning graphics for the 3DS (even if those graphics cause the framerate to suffer), and they're just generally great games. Why isn't Gen 6 at number 1, then? Something just feels...empty about it. Like it was rushed. Again, great games, but they're just missing something.
#2: Generation Three (Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald)
I love thes
The title's pretty self-explanatory. I'm gonna rank the Pokémon gens for least good to best. So, without further ado, let's go! This is gonna be a huge wall of text, so if you just wanna see my rankings, scroll to the bottom.
#6: Generation Two (Gold/Silver/Crystal)
"Blasphemy!" You shout, hardly believing the words you see on your computer screen. "Gen II was the BEST ONE!" Here me out: I don't think these are bad games at all. But, they're most certainly flawed. And the main flaw that kil
(Nope not ripping off Mienshao in any way shhhhh)
So, as you folks might now, I like Pokémon. Like, a lot. So, here are my ten favorite Pokémon! Wooo! They aren't in any real order except for #1, who is my absolute favorite 'Mon. With that, let's get started!
#10: Roserade
Roserade? More like RoseRAD AMIRITE HAHAHAHA but seriously, Roserade's pretty cool. Not only does it look super cool, but it's also pretty fast and powerful. In my most recent playthrough of Y, I always led with it d
Hi. You remember that status I made? That one about clearing out my friends' list? Weeeeell, one of the comments on that status pushed me over the edge, so to speak, so I lost my mind for a couple minutes and went and did just that, as well as deleting all my statuses. Yeaaaaahhh...not one of my smartest moves. So, uh, yeah...if you were on my friends' list before, please, re-add me. I could do it myself, but if they didn't know the situation, it'd be weird, and...yeah.
Taxpayer's dollars are wasted on the government's insane donkey-related purchases! They must be stopped! Obama's a bad dude! He drinks milk STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON! How evil! He must be impeached! Callisto 2014!
I don't know what I'm doing either.
Because why not?
-I like ponies.
-I want to move to Canada. It seems rad.
-My favorite colors are purple (specifically, lavander), pink (preferably pale pink), and blue.
-My least favorite color is tan. Screw tan.
-My favorite genres of music are folk rock/pop (The Decemerbists, Iron and Wine, Rouge Wave, etc.), and 60s-esque pop/rock (The Beach Boys, The Beatles, The Flaming Lips, etc.)
-My favorite song is Surf's Up/Child Is Father Of The Man (both versions) by The Beach Boys.
-My fa
Pinkie bounced up to her friends, Twilight and Fluttershy, on the warm spring day.
"Hey, Pinkie. What have you been up to?" Twilight asked.
"Not much, but - HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! Guess what I heard?" Pinkie asked.
"What was it?" Fluttershy questioned.
"I heard that Half-Life Thr-"
"NO!" A voice shouted. The voice turned out to belong to Gabe Newell, who tackled Pinkie.
"No one. Must. Know." Gabe whispered in to Pinkie's ear. Then he vanished.
Pinkie shivered. "Mother...of...Celestia..."
"Alright, listen," Clinton said sternly. "Twilight Sparkle is becoming, and we need to stop that."
"If she's anything like them darn terrorists, I'm with ya!" W. Bush agreed.
"Yes we can!" Obama shouted.
Clinton removed the portal to Equestria from his pocket, and he and the other presidents jumped in.
"Okay, Twilight's in her library, devising a solution to a riddle of some kind. If she solves it, she's the princess," Clinton whispered. "What do you suppose we do?"
"PUNCH HER!" W. Bush ex
"So, uh, how exactly are we gonna stop George W. Bush from becomin' president?" The orange farmpony asked.
"It's simple! The Great And Powerful Trixie will use her amazing time-travel magic to stop George Bush's term before it happens!" The blue show-pony, Trixie, replied.
"Then why are Applejack and I involved?" The white unicorn asked.
"Backup!" Trixie responded simply. "Alright, now stand back, and allow Trixie to preform her time travel magic, in order to prevent Bush's first term!"
S
"Do you need something that's Gentoo-y? Install Gentoo today!" The man on TV said.
"Y'know, I could use something Gentoo-y. I'll install it!" Cathy said excitedly.
Cathy went to the Gentoo store, and asked for their finest Gentoo. They gave her a Gentoo EX, with blast processing and a flux capacitor. It was 26 million dollars and eight cents, but she decided it was worth it. She went home and installed in to her computer, and it went IN TO OVERDRIVE, before blasting off in to hyperspace.
"Alright, Professor," Twilight said to the old man. "Where can I find hayburgers around here?"
"Hmmm..." The old man, Oak, said. "You can find them at Mt. Moon's peak. Or, so I've been told."
"Okay, then. Thank you, professor." Twilight responded.
Twilight began climbing Mt. Moon. She had come equipped with tons of full heals and potions. She'd meant to stock up on repels, but it'd somehow slipped her mind. It wasn't a problem, she thought; with all these healing items, running into Pokémo
"Man, I wish BSD was free," Larry said, as he spun around in his computer chair. "Then I could do all sorts of BSD-related things, at no cost!" Larry sighed.
Just then, a mysterious mystery man broke through the window!
"I possess what you seek, Larry. It is – FreeBSD."
"WOWIE-ZOWIE!" Larry shouted. "BSD! For free!"
And they all lived happily ever after.
Exactly what it says on the tin. Give me a prompt, and I'll write a little short story thingy using it. It can be original, or based on a show/movie/etc., even one I know nothing about! So come on, gimme a prompt. You know you want to.
You guys are dumb. I'm leaving this forum, and the fandom, to join the Seaseme Street fandom. They are a mature group of people; much moreso than you folks. Farewell.
