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Ill be going now

So, today I came home to find my mom passed out on the floor with a ton of pills and and 3 bottles of wine. She's currently in the hospital.   I haven't been happy lately and I don't want to take it out on you guys. I don't really talk much here anyways.   Blah blah blah I'm not gonna make this a pity party or whatever.   But I hope to see you guys soon.   For now, I shall be going.   I'll be on as much as I can! Remember to fangirl over Fourtris and worship Sharpay Evans.   Buh Bye.   ~Tessa

Eureka

Eureka

 

Eureka likes to make the art.

hello.   I like to make the art.   don't judge me.   this isn't a phase, mom.   it's da real me.   Oh and shoutout to Dusty for telling me that you shouldn't leave pizza in th microwave for 3 minutes and that it's not good if it starts bubbling.   You really have my back, man.   Kay, here's my art.   This one is swaggy hollaaa   I don't even understand this one hollaaa   Tyrande Whisperwind hollaaa   Please don't ban me for this one. My art teacher said it looked like a Victoria's Secret model in a bad way hollaaaa   Ouija Board hollaaa   Fancy teacups hollaaa   Something random I made yesterday hollaaa   Faerie hollaaa   I Love Lucy hollaaa   The shit I make in computer graphics hollaaa   http://i.imgur.com/0qAyKo1.jpg I can also draw on your tattoos for you.   Hahaha.   Haha.   Ha.   My brother hates me,     That's it. Bye.

Eureka

Eureka

 

Get to know Eureka a bit better *hops on bandwagon*

•My name is Tessa. I haven't gone by Tess since 5th Grade so if someone other than Flutter to the Shy calls me that, I'll....compose myself before I hurt anyone • My dad died when I was younger •I have an older sister named Abby, an older step-brother named Brynn, and a younger step-sister named Harper •I dye my hair a lot •My self-esteem is lower than Justin Bieber's pants •Im very hideous in real life •I don't need no booze or drugs, I just chug my Applejuice jug •If you recommend me and books or bands I'll probably come after you with an axe. I'VE ALREADY WASTED ENOUGH OF MY LIFE, I DONT NEED TO WASTE ANY MORE OF IT •Just kidding •Sort of •I have crushes on a lot of fictional characters •Hayley Wlliams is a babe •Jena Malone is a babe •I really like highway overpass graffiti •Ive never been good at making friends •I'm an in-closet bisexual •When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band •Rae x Tessa 5everrrr •I don't know what else to put here •I'm a Potterhead, Tribute, Faller,Whovian, an Idiot, and a Killjoy •Tumblr is my life, man •I'm currently eating cereal in bed.   I don't know what else to say   So yeah.

Eureka

Eureka

 

CATS AND APPLEJUICE

I got another kitteh today. :3     So kawaii, man.   I think I shall name her Elyon because that is teh lovely Flutter to the Shy's name.   I don't know what else to name her :3   I haven't introduced her to my other kitteh (Sylvanas) (Sil-von-is) yet.   Or to my dogs.   Ummm yeah.     So cuteeee   I don't know what else to put here.   Here is my other kitteh.     Ummm what else.   I bought apple juice today.   And dyed my hair.   That's it.

Eureka

Eureka

 

Personal listy thing

1. Any scars? - A few on my arm and one on my knee. 2. Relationship status? - In several long distance relationships with people from Harry Potter 3. Crush? - I'm not telling youuuu 4. Kissed anyone? - Do my parents count? 5. Coke or Pepsi? - Japanese soda 6. Someone you hate? - You 7. Best Friends?- Meh 8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs? - Nope 9. What's your dream job? - Movie Makeup person thing 10. Ever been in love? - Yes 11. Last time you cried? - Yesturday 12. Favorite Color?. Turquoise 13. Height?- ....5'0 14. Birthday? - April 14th 15. Eye color? - Hazel 16. Hair color? - My Natural hair color is a really light brown 17. What do you love? - You 18. Obsession? - Harry Potter 19. If you had one wish, what would it be? - World Peace, brotha 20. Do you love someone? - Meh N21. Kiss or hug? - Hug. 22. Nicknames people call you?. Tess (I have not been called this since 5th Grade. Do not call me this or I'll hurt you.) 23. Favorite song? - Helena by My Chemical Romance 24. Favorite band? - My Chemical Romance and Paramore 25. Worst thing that has ever happened to you? - Probably when my Dad died. 26. Best thing that has ever happened to you? - You guys 27. Something you would change about yourself? - I wish I wasn't as shy 28. Ever dated someone? - lol nope 29. Worst mistake? - I've hurt people 30. Watch the movie or read the book? - Depends. 31. Ever had a heartbreak? - Yes 32. Favorite show? - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Gravity Falls, or Breaking Bad 33. Best day of your life? - Probably the day I was born. 34. Any talents? - I can draw. 35. Do you wish you could ever start over? - Kind of 36. Any bad habits? - I do this weird thing with my eye. 37. Ever had a near death experience? - Numerous. 38. Someone I can tell anything to? - Nobody. 39. Ever lost a loved one? - Yes. My dad. 40. Do you believe in love? - Yes. 41. Someone you hate/Dislike? - I'd rather not say 42. Are you okay? -

Eureka

Eureka

 

I'm going to blow up the wold

I had a very interesting day in Language Arts...   My friend and I plan on using atomic warfare to take over the world. The U.S. is going to become Land Of The Muffins because during class I drew Robbie's muffin/explosion and my friend called it a muffin and I said "NO ITS AN EXPLOSION, DUH!" (Gravity Falls humor)   We did a review in class today for thesis statements and my friend (The one who wants to blow up the world with me) and I were partners for an assignment...We had to pick a topic and write a thesis statement about it O_O   Topic: Atomic warfare -worsens global warming -kills people -solves some conflicts Thesis: Though atomic warfare worsens global warming and kills people, it may solve some conflicts.   We're going to force Antarctica's penguins into communism.   Someone else did peanut butter and theirs was "Peanut butter is delicious, but it is sticky and can cause death due to allergies." So I said to Jessica (le partner) "Atomic warfare is like peanut butter: Delicious, but potentially deadly."   So now I'm doing thesis homework and I came up with a new statement.....   Scented hand sanitizer may destroy brain cells, but it smells nice and kills germs. O_O     I'm not good at this....   So if you want to join our army just tell meh xD   Current members:   Eureka   Jessica   Monica   NatoMann   Skye Starlight

Eureka

Eureka

 

Guess the totally not legitimate song

Okai Hi   Alright here it is:     Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do   Mm nyaa mm naa mhmm Oooh nyaaa mm nyaaa eh ah ooh a oom nyaaa   BZZZZZZZ WUUUB WUB WUB WUB WUBWUB WUB BZZZZZZ WUB WUB WUB WUB   Do do do do do do do do do do   WUUUUUUB BZZZ BZZ BZZ BZZZ WUUUB WUUUB WUB WUB WUB WUB       NOW GUESS THE SONG. Like this is totally obvious guys.                   I'm very bored.

Eureka

Eureka

 

Operation: Smile

Okai Hi   So I'm going away for a week on vacation to the lovely New York Adirondacks (I'm leaving on August 3rd). I'm going to a ranch that I go to every single year.   It's a really nice place and their are a ton of nice people and nice staff there. Everypony pretty much knows each other.   Well there is this staffer-man name John there who...uhh is very serious and stuff. So this year at the ranch I'm going to try to make him smile.   That old Irish man ain't no match for me .   But I really need some help on ideas.   Idea number one: Sneak up behind him and start tickling him--Will probably make him angry   Idea number two: Have a huge Pinkie Pie "Smile Song" flash mob--Might work but might not ------------------------------------------------         I need some help .

Eureka

Eureka

 

Angry Santa

Okai Hi.   Today I went to the pool with 3 of my cousins.   I was having a splash fight with two of them in the kiddy pool. I filled a bucket with water and threw the water at one of my cousins. He moved out of the way and I splashed this huge man.   He was like: "UHHH EXCUSE ME?!" and I appologized like the nice person I am.     He was wearing a Red shirt and Green pants (Christmas colors) so now I will forever call him The Santa who had Anger Issues.   He should have lightened up   So when I was walking around the pool, he kept on giving me these evil looks.   Now I'm afraid he's going to murder me, or something.   Overall it was a good day.

Eureka

Eureka

 

My Haifu has a Girlfriend

Okai Hi.   So I was just derpin' around on the Internet. You know. The usual.   And I decided to look up some things about the love of my life, Oliver Phelps.   I have a huge crush on Oliver Phelps.   So I was just checking out some things when BAM.   ....I found out Oliver Phelps has a girlfriend. He has been dating her for a little over 5 years.   Which means, I'll probably never be able to marry the love of my life.   Then I called my best friend and told her. And then I was like: "You get the human-sized sack and I'll call the airplane."   So now I'm all saddened. Who shall I fangirl over now? I'm back to fangirling over anime characters.  

Eureka

Eureka

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