I had a very interesting day in Language Arts...
My friend and I plan on using atomic warfare to take over the world. The U.S. is going to become Land Of The Muffins because during class I drew Robbie's muffin/explosion and my friend called it a muffin and I said "NO ITS AN EXPLOSION, DUH!" (Gravity Falls humor)
We did a review in class today for thesis statements and my friend (The one who wants to blow up the world with me) and I were partners for an assignment...We had to pick a topic
•My name is Tessa. I haven't gone by Tess since 5th Grade so if someone other than Flutter to the Shy calls me that, I'll....compose myself before I hurt anyone
• My dad died when I was younger
•I have an older sister named Abby, an older step-brother named Brynn, and a younger step-sister named Harper
•I dye my hair a lot
•My self-esteem is lower than Justin Bieber's pants
•Im very hideous in real life
•I don't need no booze or drugs, I just chug my Applejuice jug
•If you recommend me an
hello.
I like to make the art.
don't judge me.
this isn't a phase, mom.
it's da real me.
Oh and shoutout to Dusty for telling me that you shouldn't leave pizza in th microwave for 3 minutes and that it's not good if it starts bubbling.
You really have my back, man.
Kay, here's my art.
This one is swaggy hollaaa
I don't even understand this one hollaaa
Tyrande Whisperwind hollaaa
Please don't ban me for this one. My art teacher said it looked li
Okai Hi.
So I was just derpin' around on the Internet. You know. The usual.
And I decided to look up some things about the love of my life, Oliver Phelps.
I have a huge crush on Oliver Phelps.
So I was just checking out some things when BAM.
....I found out Oliver Phelps has a girlfriend. He has been dating her for a little over 5 years.
Which means, I'll probably never be able to marry the love of my life.
Then I called my best friend and told her. And then I was li
So, today I came home to find my mom passed out on the floor with a ton of pills and and 3 bottles of wine. She's currently in the hospital.
I haven't been happy lately and I don't want to take it out on you guys. I don't really talk much here anyways.
Blah blah blah I'm not gonna make this a pity party or whatever.
But I hope to see you guys soon.
For now, I shall be going.
I'll be on as much as I can!
Remember to fangirl over Fourtris and worship Sharpay Evans.
Buh Bye
Okai Hi.
Today I went to the pool with 3 of my cousins.
I was having a splash fight with two of them in the kiddy pool. I filled a bucket with water and threw the water at one of my cousins. He moved out of the way and I splashed this huge man.
He was like: "UHHH EXCUSE ME?!" and I appologized like the nice person I am.
He was wearing a Red shirt and Green pants (Christmas colors) so now I will forever call him The Santa who had Anger Issues.
He should have lightened up
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Okai Hi
So I'm going away for a week on vacation to the lovely New York Adirondacks (I'm leaving on August 3rd). I'm going to a ranch that I go to every single year.
It's a really nice place and their are a ton of nice people and nice staff there. Everypony pretty much knows each other.
Well there is this staffer-man name John there who...uhh is very serious and stuff. So this year at the ranch I'm going to try to make him smile.
That old Irish man ain't no match for me .
But
I got another kitteh today. :3
So kawaii, man.
I think I shall name her Elyon because that is teh lovely Flutter to the Shy's name.
I don't know what else to name her :3
I haven't introduced her to my other kitteh (Sylvanas) (Sil-von-is) yet.
Or to my dogs.
Ummm yeah.
So cuteeee
I don't know what else to put here.
Here is my other kitteh.
Ummm what else.
I bought apple juice today.
And dyed my hair.
That's it.
1. Any scars? - A few on my arm and one on my knee.
2. Relationship status? - In several long distance relationships with people from Harry Potter
3. Crush? - I'm not telling youuuu
4. Kissed anyone? - Do my parents count?
5. Coke or Pepsi? - Japanese soda
6. Someone you hate? - You
7. Best Friends?- Meh
8. Have you ever done alcohol or drugs? - Nope
9. What's your dream job? - Movie Makeup person thing
10. Ever been in love? - Yes
11. Last time you cried? - Yesturday
12. Favorite Col