How about I tell you about my trip to Little Horse Town? I was going there to meet my friend, Salmon Pastry. I think she was throwing some kind of birthday party for her pet crocodile, Toothless. Anyways, she had invited all her friends. There was Scarcity, Dawn Brilliance, Celeryjack, Apprehensive Flitter, and of course myself, Fast Color Spectrum. It was a wonderful party and after it was over, we all had a wonderful group hug. And then I proceeded to fly back home to my wonderful home in Ashgabat, Turkmenistan. And this has absolutely nothing to do with My Little Pony.