SHIFT IS NOW GOING TO REVIEW EVERYTHING EVER.

NOTHING WILL GO WRONG.

Okay!

So this episode starts off with Applejack and Big Mac playing in a lake, Big Mac apparently lacking to knowledge to swim. Applejack is kicking the water and doing absolutely nothing productive, like, say, SELL APPLES. Also, how deep is the water? Like, 2 feet?

Applebloom then decides to show off her aqua acrobatics that are Equestria Games level, but has been demoted to carrying a flag that nobody cares about. She cruelly wakes up Granny Smith, so she can do what my grandparents do every other minute; say a bunch of crap involving 'back in my day'. Also, she apparently has a fear of 2 feet deep water. In other words, she's more of a chicken then half of the kids at my school and that's saying something. Apparently, Smith was a big shot water diver and not the 11th Doctor. Also, she was pretty hot by pony standards.

Applebloom then decides to be stupid and ask her younger sister if she will be afraid of the water. Big Mac puts on a shark hat for the sole reason of putting on a shark hat, and the fact that he has learned how to swim without floaties in the past minute. Then... theme.

Suddenly, people start passing them by in a crowd, probably to snog Justin Bieber or the like. However, the show proves me false and it proves to be a circus. Maybe the Madagascar cast is there. A cart goes to the middle, and suddenly Seth wonders if Trixie ran away and joined the circus. NOPE! Green magic aura. It's Chrysalis. But wait! No! It's the GODDAMN FLIM FLAM BROTHERS! Then they start talking about valuable time, which I am wasting writing this review. Applejack gets pissed for good reason. I mean, they DID try to destroy her life.

Then Flim and Flam start talking about time again and The Doctor decides to guest star. Guess he's running out of money. Or is this... FORESHADOWING? Apparently, he is puzzled. Maybe it's Sherlock Holmes. Also, Flim + Flam apparently look super young-er in this. I bet their tonic really does work. Oh, yeah, they're advertising about a drug that cures all diseases. Also, they claim that bacteria are villains. I'm sure Twilight would get a kick out of that. Also, they decide to school us... BY SINGING A SONG. Also, they diss the natural world, pissing off Fluttershy in the process in a galaxy far away. Then they start talking about how dangerous the world is in.

Well, EXCUSSSEEE ME! YOU LIVE IN A WORLD OF PONIES AND RAINBOWS AND FUN! DO YOUUUUU HAVE MAFIA BOSSES THAT CAN KILL YOU? DO YOUUUUU HAVE EVIL CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS THAT WILL TORTURE YOU? DO YOUUUU HAVE CHEATING NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS WITH REALLY LOUD DOGS? NO!

ESPECIALLY THE LAST ONE BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE TOO POOR TO GET A HOUSE AND EVEN HAVE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS!

Okay, apparently, now they're talking about a tonic. A drug. Yep, kids, do drugs. Then they get the whole crowd singing, a pony does shit and gets his shit cured, and granny buys one. And Applejack mourns.

Also, dat ass.

Now, Granny has her eyes opened to the wonders of addiction and is swimming in her clothes again and being an overall ass to the world around her. So, in short, the tonic is like a TM? GRANNY FORGOT BEING OLD AND LEARNED SURF!

Anyway, AJ is suspicious of business ponies and prepares to confront Flim + Flam but finds out the whole tonic thing is a fake. Way to go, Flim + Flam. The pony who got his shit cured apparently had no shit to be cured either. Bummer. AJ decides to make the ponies happy by not telling them.

The next morning Granny does what a normal addict does and buys every drug that is a tonic ever. Then AJ gives her seal of approval, and because AJ is Ponyville's best pony, everypony ever buys every tonic ever.

AKA, AJ bucks up.

Oh by the way before the whole seal of approval thing Applejack decides to mope on a swing. Mopey mope mope. Also, Granny can do aqua acrobatics. IF YOU JUST BELIEVEEEEEE!

HOOO HHOOO HAAAA!

AB + Granny join a swim team and once again do Olympic worthy swimming, but the government totes ignores them. Also, who needs luck when you've got drugs? And apparently, Flim + Flam are stalkers and got a picture of AJ. They are photoshop masters. Berry once again proves she loves alcohol. Granny then dies a horrible death. I LIED, SHE DOESN'T! Flim + Flam get their rape faces on and Lyra, Dizzy + THE DOCTOR give 10s. Because an old lady like that is srs bsns.

Then a pony breaks it to her that because of AJ, he's going to become Jim Moriarty 2.0. OH SHIT!

Granny then decides to be stupid, leaves a suicide note at home where nobody checks and then Discord burns it because he is evil. Then Granny commits suicide by jumping off of a diving board but AJ saves her and tells her that;

"Now, granny, there's nothing more cool then doing drugs with someone you like." AJ sez. "But If you do drugs and I approve in a place or a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!"

The Flim Flam bros go away forever now, and Jim Moriarty 2.0 pays Applejack off and rules the world from heaven. However, apparently the show misconcepts it as a key for the Mystery Box of Plot Importance. K.

Applejack writes a drunken report in the diary, falls asleep, and then we realize that AJ got the best key because she got paid AND got something to save the world!

So, anyway, I give this episode 4/5 STARS!

...because it was good?