So, I had this feeling I warned to say some facts that I know that are somewhat unknown but I think should be known and will most likely be useless.

1. An upside-down cross is not Satanic, as some think. An upside-down cross is the cross of Peter, a disciple of Jesus, who thought he wasn't worthy to be crucified the same way as his God had been.

2. The Battle Of New Orleans, a famous battle of the War Of 1812, was fought a few weeks after the war had ended. No one gave a crap.

3. What doesn't kill you does not, in fact, make you stronger. If you go through a life-or-death situation, your risk of death by heart attack increases 2% each time a life-or-death situation is faced.

4. E.L. Cord, the inventor of the Cord automobile, haunts his office in Auburn, Indiana at what is now the ACD Museum.

5. Yellow Fever, a fever that has been around and studied thoroughly since the late 1799's still has no cure, despite centuries of research.

6. Cancer is not a disease. Cancer is actually one cell in the body that is modified and creates more bad cells than the body can create good ones. Disease is defined as microbes invading the body. The two are different, so, technically, Cancer is a disability.

7. People who play video games generally have better attitudes, better hand-eye coordination,and a better personality than people who don't.

There, I got those off my chest. So, now, I can go to DC peaceably knowing I made y'all a little smarter. I'll be back by next Wednesday, folks, I'll miss you until then. And until then, excelsior!