So,my first night at the border was a fun expirience. The two other persons,who i shall be naming Yuri and Star,are friendly and we trained together so we know eachother. We take this task very serious,and by that i mean sit on our ass,drinking vodka and playing cards or watch TV. But what can you see on TV at night? Beside from porn and -2 stars movies,not much. Introducing the gaming console! Order now for borderpatrol for free Wolfenstein:The New Order.

So,we sat just killing Nazi's,laughing at dismemberments and head exploding from a shotgun to da face. Also,i bring my Razor laptop,so i could just play some good o' Team Fortress 2 or Dota 2. Nothing really happend apart from a guy who drove past, and we stopped after 1 minutes with our awesome power.(The local police stopped him,we just sat like:"Oh,aah the police will do something").

We are very motivated...but thanks to numerous factors(Vodka and my ever going dream of VA :/) somevody started singing with her MP3. So,after some Let It Go, and German dups of Western sings from W:TNO,my two friends were happy....Well,i am not bad with singing,not good but good enough for me! But they asked me to shut up. After that,the holy end of shift came and we celebrated like it the freaking Bday of Rainbow Dash! Without the giant cake cannon though....Imagine,instead of killing with bullets,fill your enemies with cake or confetti till they explode!