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Working out is too hard


Rainbow    Dash

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It is human nature to be vain. So vain, that humans will harm themselves to get the perfect aesthetics as they possibly could. They will rip their muscles to make them bigger, they will inject chemicals that promise tone abs or bigger glutes. They will risk hernias, blown out discs in their spines all for that perfect shape. I am one of those people.

I enjoy the strain on my body. It makes me feel good afterwards. The aching muscles, the inability to get up after you lay in your bed for one minute. In fact, a lot of people enjoy it....too many people.

When I go to the gym, I have a list of what I need to do in order to build muscle and stay fit. My list requires me to go into the weight room where all the pompous, arrogant, and self righteous weight lifters are. I hate it, because these muppets think the whole gym revolves around them.

There are rules placed ALL over the weight room. Rules such as: Rack your weights when finished(which means put the weights back on the racks instead of leaving them on a bar), use towels when working out(cause no one wants to touch someone else's butt sweat), and dont drop weights(because they bounce and make noise as well as cause damage to the floors).

Almost no one follows these rules, which is annoying if you are the only one who does. It's expected of you to follow the rules in this gym since membership costs $400. Despite the high price, riff raff still are able to join.

Getting back to my rant, I was looking to use a bar for my deadlifts. It had the exact amount of weight i needed. The only thing was, there was one of these arrogant bodybuilders using it. I decided to use another set of weights until he was done.

10 minutes later the guy leaves and goes to a machine next to the bar that I needed. I decided to take a sip from my sports drink before heading over. As soon as I begin to head over the pillock rushes over to the bar and begins using it again.

Miffed, I went back to my previous weights and waited another 10 minutes. The guy repeated himself again. He went to another machine and as soon as it looked like I was going for the bar he would jump over to it and act as if he was using it(which he wasn't. He would to one rep and then look at himself AND me in the mirror).

I decided I will skip the bar for today and head home.

 

I get that you need to workout too, but come on you infantile pillock! This isnt your gym, its the member's gym. It's not just this one guy, its all the bodybuilders out there. They have no consideration for the people around them. They are selfish and rude, thinking the world revolves around them.

I know these bodybuilders obviously can't handle their testosterone, but can they at least try to act like humans instead of degenerates? I get that burst of testosterone too, but I don't strut around like I own everything.

 

If you're going to workout and be a selfish child, stay home. You are ruining everyone elses time at the gym.

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It's the exact same way at my gym - bungholes constantly leaving weights lying all over the place, dropping them with an excruciatingly loud *CLANG*, and puppyguarding every machine I need to use. These people always seem to have rippling muscles and practically live at the gym, which begs the question; why don't they just invest in a home gym and leave the gym gym for those of us who are still trying to get even halfway to their level? -_-

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First off, bunghole made me squirt water through my nose.

Secondly, I agree with you. If they can afford a pricey gym membership they can invest in a home gym. Of course, they won't because they are egomaniacs. They want other people there to show off to.

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