So I wake up, spend the next 10 minutes finding my pants, which were right beside me the whole time, put them on, go downstairs to make myself a cup of tea, I wait on the couch for the kettle to boil, of which my nose then proceeds to bleed for absolutely no reason, which I spent the next five minutes cleaning up myself from a bloody mess. So now I don't have time to reheat the kettle due to me only having time to drink a mildly-warm cup of tea, which tasted weird due to having the milk out from last night because my family is a bunch of idiots who leave stuff out all the time. I walk in the cold rain to my friends, go to school, boring stuff but I was looking forward to Business/Computer class because we were gunna watch a movie... Not the case. Some blockhead by the name of Kevin thought it would be funny to rearrange the keys on a keyboard from qwert to a certain no-no word yesterday, and then they found out, but didn't know it was Kevin. Of course the teacher says that we won't watch the movie until someone confesses and Kevin kept his stupid mouth shut so we had to do work. After that we played dodge ball, and which of course everyone in the entire fucking class decides to cheat. I really hate cheaters. Well, I don't mind cheating, but if you're stupid enough to get caught, then you're a useless human being that should rot in a trash can filled with leeches and eggs. So, terrible, terrible day.

SCREW YOU TURN OF EVENTS!