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Somebody come control my hormones for me!


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Now, I don't care what you think about teenage relationships and wastes of time. This is carnal urges I'm talking about. My pubescent hormones are just aching the crap inside of me.

 

There's this freshman girl that I'm crazy about. I posted once in the "What would your ideal bf/gf be" and she's pretty much exactly what I'm talking about, other than the part where she has to "fall head over heels" for me. But she's very close. :P

 

Honestly, she's a ton like me. Shares all my interests, has mostly the same hobbies, only thing different is that she's a little cuter than me. Considering I'm like the equivalent of 100 pikachus-cute, y'all better know that she's like gold. XD

 

Not to mention she's smart, talented, adorable, and funny too......

 

And even though 1,000 strangers on the internet won't care too much about my love life IRL, it's nice to be able to broadcast myself somewhere, since I'm such a drama queen (king) and such.

 

You know what would be awesome? If somehow she saw this post and recognized everything and at school was all like "zomg ynomir you're so amazing and sexy and I just want to bang you on the table right now," and I'd be like "fuck yeah." But you know, my life can't be a dramatic love story. Which makes me hella sad.

 

Guess I'm stuck with reality and my raging hormones then.

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"zomg ynomir you're so amazing and sexy and I just want to bang you on the table right now,"

 

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Dem hormones. I know the feel as well. Unfortunately, while your topic is fully understandable, there's a few not-so-safe-for-work sections in this that are just a bit over the top. The above post I think demonstrates that point perfectly.

 

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