Seriously, did you buy anything that i said about this place, being the most super special awesome 20% cooler place on the internet? Well that was a lie.

For example, the part about MLP Ice creambars? The last thing you guys need, are more Ice creambars.

I found this very unique avatar and i created this Hypnosparkle persona, because i know that your brains are so small, that you just stare and say "Durr what a very unique Avatar. I will become his friend." Because the truth about this Forum, no, the truth about this entire fandom, is that it dosen't matter who you are, aslong as your boring tastes appeals to bronies.

Why do people like Livingtombstone get so popular? Because Bronies like to listen to boring music, which they have no sense of to begin with. Why do people like Tommyoliver get so popular? Because, like i said earlier, Bronies brains are to small to have some kind of opinion, so they rather go to someone and get it there. I could go on, about these so called "horsefamous" guys, but i think i made my point, if you can actually follow.

Everything i said, you ate from my hand, but that's the way it is and that's the way you want it and that's the way you handle it. It's easy, it's simple to digest. You people can't handle anything complicated, you people can't stomach anything interesting, it's been like this since the beginning of this fandom. "We watch colorful horsies and talk about it, while our lifes are going down the drain."

There are good guys and there are bad guys and believe me my little horsy fans i am a very bad guy and i admit it.

Now one more thing before i leave this place. Don't believe anything that a guy says on a blog, during the first april. Because he might just prank you into believing his entire story. If you got to this part and now breath a sigh of relief, then i am terribly sorry that i scared you this much.

Happy April fools day everybody.