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Joke of The Day


Tom Snyder

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Top Ten Hilarious Bumper Sticker

 

 

 

10. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

 

9. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

 

8. Forget about World Peace....visualize using your turn signal.

 

7. Born free... taxed to death.

 

6. HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!

 

5. Don't blame me! I didn't vote!

 

4. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

 

3. We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

 

2. My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.

 

1. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

 

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Don't agree with my list? What would you have done?

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