The cold hates daisies,

Why shouldn't it?

After all,

It is the daisies fault.

It's the daisies' fault the ground runs white,

The mud turns dry,

The rivers don't flow,

The birds can't sing,

The daisies do it.

Why shouldn't they be hated?

It's the daisies who hide the sun,

They whip the wind till it howls so cold,

They bite the cheeks and noses,

They sing their soft tunes that make the animals sleep,

They horde the things we need.

Why shouldn't they be hated?

It's the daisies that cheat the world,

The daisies that suck the oil,

The daisies that hurt the people,

The daisies that burn the trees,

The daisies that raise taxes,

The daisies that steal your youth,

The daisies that kill your pets,

The daisies that get you bad grades,

The daisies that hide your toys,

The daisies that end the world.

Why shouldn't they be hated?

The world hates daisies,

Why shouldn't it?

After all,

It is the daisies fault...