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"Confusing Humans" Prologue


Tech Reel

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I'm writing a book apparently....... I don't know when my brain decided this was a thing, but it is now.

 

So here's the beginning of it! Let me know what you think :D

 

P.S. - When this book is a thing, the cover is going to be flipped. The front is the back and the back is the front.. and upside down. So the back cover upside down is the beginning of the book XD

 


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Confusing Humans


By Tech Reel

 

 

 

The title.

 

 

 

You: “What?”

 

 

 

The title of this book.

 

 

 

You: “Yes.. what about it?”

 

 

 

What does it mean?

 


Yes, it’s a bit early to get shatter the fourth wall, mentioning the title and all. But look at it, what does it mean? “Confusing Humans”, some of you are gonna think it means that this book is about how confusing Humans are. Others will think it’s about how to confuse Humans. So which one is it? “Humans are confusing” or “Let’s confuse some Humans”? Yes. Well, no. Well both, and more. As a (sort of) human myself, I’ve learned that Humans are.. weird to say the least. What other species will do things like make suspenders, cupcake vending machines, Furbies…. seriously.. what the hell is up with Furbies, guys? Just.. just don’t, please.

 

Here’s another question. Can something be random and philosophical at the same time? Weird yet logical? Silly yet serious? Well I hope so because that’s what I am. Don’t believe it’s possible? Oh you silly little platypus, let me explain. This very book is actually quite a good example of this concept. You may have noticed that the cover is a bit.. strangely oriented. Not only is it upside down but reversed as well. Silly, isn’t it? But think of it this way. The cover being upside down represents that you’ll have to flip the way you normally think as you go through this book. It’s backwards because as you finish the book you’ll reach the front cover, a new beginning with new knowledge. As one thing ends another begins.

 


(It’s also because imagining how dumb people will look while reading this makes me laugh)

 


And the idea of this sold at stores intrigues. Will they display the back cover because that’s where the book starts or the front cover because.. it’s the front cover? Social experiments, I live to test humans with the stupidest of ideas. As you can already tell my brain is one weird specimen. Flipping between silly and serious, which is where I’ve applied my name of MethODDical on YouTube. The perfect description. Strange yet structured.

 


Alright, enough background information and exposition! Who’s ready to test Human nature?!

 

 

 

You: “OOH! MEEEEEE!! I AM, CHOOSE ME!”

 

 

 

SSSHHH, QUIET! You’re in a library, or class, or public, or the vacuum of space.

 

 

 

One more thing, forgot to mention it. Since I wanted this all to start with questions there was no big text saying this is a prologue, so here it is at the bottom. Better late than never!

 

 

 

PROLOGUE


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