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Episode 3 - Audience Clapping




It's been awhile.

You know what really grinds my gears? When the friggin audience starts rhythmically clapping along. I don't care if it's a live show, a concert, a play, a movie, whatever. It drives me f*ckin nuts when the audience gets fired up and starts clapping along with the performance. Shut the hell up, god dammit! I came here to experience this performance the way the performer(s) intended, and that means I want to hear their music, not your damn clapping! I know it's a horrible thing to criticize, because they're just being nice and getting into the performance and showing their support, which is why I will particularly look like a monster when I say that if I was ever a famous performer, and my audience started clapping along, I would absolutely, I sh*t you not, I would absolutely stop the performance, grab a mic and say, "Do you want to hear my performance or not?! Then SHUT UP." Then I would calmly go back and finish what would surely be my swan song, as I would be labeled public enemy #1 on social media within minutes. Oh well.

This has been What Really Grinds My Gears with Justin Case.



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