So..............

Ya heard of it?

It's a game (ikr?) that consists of stuff and where you do things and win stuff. Teams are of 5, and the teams compete to see who can better swagwalk to the enemy base and one shot it while eating cake simultaneously. There are three routes: top for nubs, bot for nubs, and mid for everyone who was ever worth anything in life. Oh in most games there is also a jungler, who kills random stuff but doesn't really do anything unless you rage at him.

*Description of game may be dramatized

Anyways, if you've never played the game or foolishly believe that Garen is actually a viable champion for any purpose, then that's ok as well, since the LoL community is one of the nicest, and will always accept and lovingly treat noobs and those new to the game with understanding and patience. Also because Riot, the company that made LoL, knows that you're dirt poor but most likely willing to spend every one of your pennies on the game nevertheless, they introduce 10 free champions every week to play, to maximize addiction gameplay experience.

Anyways, after my rousing speech I bet you are just dying to play, but like the noob you are, have no idea how to or are so incredibly lazy you can't even google "league of legends". Stop being lazy ffs. No matter, I will give you a link:

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/

All you have to do is make an account, download the game, shred your soul into millions of miserable pieces as dictated by the terms of service. Then you are directed to a tutorial, which of course you can utterly disregard like the majority of players, because rejecting tutorials and subsequently sucking at the game is no doubt an indicator of unparalleled swag. Then you can play actual games, versus other people, or versus AI, which is of a higher skill level than the majority of the people, mostly due to tutorial skipping and porn downloads causing lag. As well, you have the option of not only failing individually, but also collectively, by inviting your friends into the game.

Anyways, if you want to add or refer me, its SunlitVoid, on both NA and EuW servers. I most likely won't know who you are but pretend I totally do, so if it gets more awkward than I intend it to be, you'll know why. You can also check the MLPforums League of Legends thread out, but you can find that on your own, since you lurk more than me.

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