Jesus who asked for disciples to sell all their things, takes expensive oil and gets his feet soaked in it when it could go to the poor (feet some scholars say is euphemism for genitalia in the bible). Surely a sinless man, who curses fig trees because they don't bare fruit, because. A person who says he doesn't heal all the lepers because they wouldn't learn not to get leprosy if he just cured them all the time. 

And yeah actually, his crucifixion does not fall in line with historical roman crucifixion. Alot of the plot in that story doesn't make sense.

Plus tell me how much women found Jesus' tomb, because each reiteration of it differs. But the bible isn't contradicting, it was magic, wooo~.

read the bible dude. if your going to slam me d it right

 

 

 

Jesus who asked for disciples to sell all their things, takes expensive oil and gets his feet soaked in it when it could go to the poor (feet some scholars say is euphemism for genitalia in the bible). Surely a sinless man, who curses fig trees because they don't bare fruit, because. A person who says he doesn't heal all the lepers because they wouldn't learn not to get leprosy if he just cured them all the time. 

 

And yeah actually, his crucifixion does not fall in line with historical roman crucifixion. Alot of the plot in that story doesn't make sense.

 

Plus tell me how much women found Jesus' tomb, because each reiteration of it differs. But the bible isn't contradicting, it was magic, wooo~.

how does itnot fall in line 

no it doesnt in one gospel it says their were ome angel instead of two but other than that nope not really